Ok - my last weeks on the Philippines saw me run like a hound from hell away from the seed. This first plopped me in the countries capital Manila via an entertaining plane flight which included a pub quiz...... Genius! The steward read out a famous line from a film and the first one to raise there hand (on a boeing 737) won a free bag! Mr. Kostalopididocus at easyjet has a lot to learn..... In Manila I gave my local chum a ring who took me to ..... bars of s...

All together now - "God Bless The Philippines". I left you last high, dry and shoeless in Bangkok. What krazy (note crazy spelling of crazy. Crazy!) skrapes (note cr....etc.) have you been getting into since then Simon? Gather close children, gather round t'open fire, and I'll tell thee. I donned the oriental shoehorn and prised myself out of Thailand (Frying Pan) into Cebu City, Philippines (Fire). First stop was the island of Bohol where I turned up, ...