Last night I had tagine for dinner. It is the second time I have had it. A few days ago I had chicken and yesterday I had beef. There won't be a third. It is bland, overlooked, tasteless and oiled. I am definitely not a fan. Then last night I went to bed early and woke up just after 11 with a massive pain in the guts. Let's just say I spent the rest of the night on the throne. I have been OK today so I looks like nothing serious. The Abhou bus today was OK. It i...

I thought Tetouan was a challenge but this it the steepest town I can remember being in. I can't describe how steep it is. Motor bikes have to change down a gear to get up some hills. When I got here I was going to use a taxi but there were none around so I started to walk. I soon regretted that and stopped to wait for a taxi. They were all taken by the time they got to me. I kept walking. I think I was about half way to the hotel I was looking for and I was knac...

I know I said I was going to Martil but it just didn't happen. To get there I had to come to Tetouan then take taxi so I am staying here for two nights and take taxi to the beach from here. Tetouan is in the Rif mountains and is the heart of the cannabis industry here. This place is home to the largest area of cultivation of cannabis in the world. Wait for it! 1340 square KILOMETRES. That's right 1340 square kilometres of Mary Jane.42% of the worlds production i...

So far Morocco is not floating my boat. The train trip up here from Casablanca was very comfortable. Possibly one of the best trains I have travelled on. The hotel, Mamora, is great and in a great location. There is not much to see and do here. I'm not here to see anything in particular, just to look around really. I walked along the town beach this morning and the water is freezing and dirty brown. The Atlantic side there is no beach. Today I just walked aro...

I have just spent over an hour on one of the best blogs I have ever done and you missed it cos of this s***ty f**** blog site. I'm in Casablanca. I had to make a 5.20am flight to Morocco so I had taxi booked for 3am. I was ready at 1am and couldn't sleep so I sat up and waited. He got there 10 min late. We are going down the freeway and there has been a crash and the road is blocked. Everyone is reversing up to the off ramp so we did the same. Not great but sti...