"We're about to go through security; I'm getting naked!" - James Jacobs Today we sadly departed not only the 'city that never sleeps', but the country where we spent the past 3 weeks: nine different states, three different time zones and many a national park. We've enjoyed the genuine and friendly people that we have met along our journey, eaten far too much Mexican food and joined forces with some of the most influential people we've ever met... Dashboard Minio...

"I don't actually know what just happened." - Marc Taylor (referring to Cirque du Soleil's 'O') Eurgh! Today we woke up late and missed the beach party by the pool. It came as a sacrifice in order to have a lay in, and quite frankly having only gotten to bed around 4:30am we needed it. We drank a lot, we gambled a lot and after piecing our night back together again, we remembered that Jackie our blow up doll died, due to an unexplained puncture. She already ha...

"There's something wrong with you. Have you got worms?" - Chris Christodoulou (to James) Well, we feel like absolute s***! Having made it to bed a little before 2am, we rose for our Grand Canyon excursion one hour later. We can tell you that it wasn't enough sleep - we're pretty sure that we were still drunk as we got on the coach at 4:30am. In fact, people were only return from their night out as we were leaving the hotel. Not only that, Hulk Hogan joined us on...

"Here comes the dynamite... Pow!" - James Jacobs Following a breakfast at IHOP, we thought we'd hit up the shooting range before our room was ready to check into. Having packed our suitcases for the penultimate time, we were finally moving into a room where we could unpack... even if it was for 3 nights. Pulling up at Range 702, we knew we were in for a treat, courtesy of Tina! Looking through the different packages that were on offer, Chris went for the Black ...

"Me so horny" - Chris Christodoulou Today didn't start out the way we planned; we aimed to go to the viewing point of Area 51 at Tikaboo Peak; however, due to the lack of research, we found out that after a 22 mile off road drive at Tikaboo Peak, we'd have to hike up the mountain for 1.5 hours. Unfortunately, we didn't have the right gear available and were stuck in vest tops and flip flops - this meant we'd miss out on visiting the Extraterrestrial Highway too....