Leaving egypt and back to civilisation

We woke up knowing that today was our last morning in egypt and we were both glad to be leaving. Copey wanted to brave a haircut after seeing the barbers attempt on my hair, so we wandered to the shop. There was an american lad there and no one else besides the barber, he took ages doing copeys hair, even giving him a dodgy fringe and also some string treatment on his sidies. The string treatment basically meant him putting the string in his mouth then rubbing it up and down his sidies, very strange!

We left the barbers and went to get a taxi to the airport it should of cost 65 egp, copey shotgunned the car and became david bailey snapping pictures of cairo centre. We arrived at the airport and surprise, surprise the taxi driver had no change so cost us 100 egp. Oh well we needed to burn cash anyway..

We ate lunch at the airport and boarded the plane. I was gonna watch the book of eli on the plane, i started to watch it and copey was messing with the screen so me being a good mate, set the language to dutch! He faffed around abit for a while then we both pressed all the buttons on the remote. All our section on the plane shutdown, oops entertainment broken. Copey blames me but its not my fault he cant speak dutch. When we got to zurich airport we went through security again, i went through fine, next minute copey was being taken to a hospital styled curtained room, he was a while im sure he had the rubber glove treatment!

When we arrived back in italy it was good, a sense that we were back to civilisation again, we could sought our own transport out and also get around without being pestered.... Bliss! We arrived in milan centre and followed the directions to the hostel, we walked forever the directions where daft all we ended up doing was walking into the hooker street and thinking oh no not again. We eventually found the place at midnight and i looked on the card, it was so simple to get too but the directions given where a joke!