Entertainment italian style and why you cant trust a russian!

We had a pretty relaxing day, sat by the pool and chillaxing. Needless to say i thought my blog was going to be crap so was going to skip the day out, but then after tea we had some bizzare entertainment. It was an italian variety show put on by the entertainment team. It was very strange and im guessing a lot of humour was lost in translation, ive got a short video of one of the skits they did. Very bizzare. Another skit they did basically involved kicking one of them up the arse and being a bit laurel and hardy. it then progressed to the guys playing the girls as instruments, slapping their arses, backs and honking on their t***. At this stage we didnt think it could get much worse but boy it could. They all came out with a bottle of water each and just starting spitting on each other??? Then they threatened spitting on the crowd, at that point me and copey gave up watching and hit the bar.

We were sat down for a few minutes when the entertainment crew dragged us up for a bit of dancing , it was actually quite good and was a good icebreaker as you had to dance with everyone. We gave up when ymca came on and tried to sit back down, by this point two russian girls had nicked our seats so we just loitered around where we were sitting. I got chatting to some women from sunderland, they were probably one of the few english people here. It was good to talk to someone who understood every word. Meanwhile copey was laying cable with the two russian girls, turns out one was a police officer who knew kung foo it was called samba. she kindly demostrated on me by ripping my arm behind my back in one swift motion. We chatted until 1:30 am when i nipped back to the room, i went back to the pool and copey had come off with olga, copey returned later on and said never trust a russian she had a boyfriend, turns out she'd dragged him to the beach, enough said!