Russian bitty and the turn it up coz i wanna burn!

We got woken up by the cleaner knocking on the door at 9ish, i quickly got up and grabbed a shower. Breakfast finished at 10am and it was getting closer. I tried to wake copey up and he just didnt bother, so we missed breakfast. We went to the beach and ended up having chips for breakfast from the snack bar. We found some sunbeds and left our stuff so we could have a swim in the sea. The beach was a normal sloping beach it was purpose built with a jetty that went out to the deep oceon next to the coral. We dived in off the jetty and instantly got salt water in our mouths, yuck. There was fish everywhere and alot of jellyfish, the current was quite strong so we only stayed in for a bit, when i got out i slipped on the step and cut my right foot, ouch, Copey also got coral cuts on his legs.

After lurking on the beach for a bit we grabbed a buffet lunch and headed to the pool. Considering this hotel was full of italians, russians and germans we managed to get some decent sunbeds and we sunbathed and swam in the pool for the rest of the day. We wanted a suntan so we were quoting ben stiller in dodgeball, turn it up coz i wanna burn! There was a few russian girls topless we had previously adapted the word bitty from little brittain to be our codename for nipple action so we were like ive never seen russian bitty before! Some english tarts with the blackest suntan i have ever seen sporting thongs were also at the pool, Needless to say the waiters loved them. Now after reading clarksons book, he said that all russian women are ugly, but hey i can tell you all the pretty ones come to sharm el shiekh!

Before we went for tea we went back to the beach for a game of boules, i started off well beating copey 6-1 then copey got the hang off it and anihilated me. I should now by now to give up on anysport but we spotted a table tennis table and headed to it. Again king smasher copey battered me 21-9, damn my uselessness at any sport.

We had a large tea, buffet style again and wandered to the pool bar for drinks til midnight. We got there and managed to get a seat. There was a show on and the italians wore lapping it up. Needless to say we didnt understand what was going on but it involved a court jester and the klu klux klan?? Dont ask i dont know what was happening. We drank until midnight at the pool bar and noticed that this bar had a midget who was handing hookers out, man the egyptions love a midget! Once the show was over the italians seemed to just disappear to bed, leaving the overdressed russians to the entertainment staff who cleared the dancefloor to do some dodgy dancing.