I am lucky to have a luxury that is not afforded by many travellers; constant internet access. So I shall take advantage. J'en profite messieurs dames. Let me begin with a small rant... For the most part, I really like Australia. I have seen many wondrerous things such as Uluru, the Sydney Opera House and an Australian man call my friends and I a 'bunch of Pommy b******s'. Charming. Anyway, I can't help notice how Austrlia, culturally, is f***ing retarded. By abo...

My blogging ability has diminished recently. I feel ashamed. I feel bad that you, my friends, have to sit down and read this utter drivel. I will, from now on, try my very bestest to make this a bit more interesting to read, a little more entertaining, ad above all, a bit more informative. Me saying I went to the pub today doesn't count as informative. Over the past 2 weeks, I have been travelling which a bunch of people that I met in Alice Springs, which before...

Guess what, this isn't a picture of Melbourne at all. I have just come full circle on my Australian journey and am back in Melbourne, although the picture above is of the utterly fabtastic Coober Pedy, where I was only a couple of days ago. The trip from Alice Springs turned out to be f***ing awesome. Our guide was a bit tempermental but I met some wicked people (there were only 8 of us going from Alice to Adeliade). 3 girls from round sheffield, an essex lad and...

First ever blog entry. How exciting. Its a shame that I'm doing it with a hangover and sound distinctly like Mariella Frostrup when I talk. Sunday night I managed to sleep a pathetic 2 hours. I was still faffing around with my bag at 3am. Organised!!! Got to Manchester and nearly missed the flight so I got in a bad mood. Said goodbye to Mum and Dad and jumped on the shuttle to Heathrow where I met up with Richard for coffee and a muffin and an onward journey to...