So, where did I get to? Friday we went to a big museum I've currently forgotten the name of. Followed by a bit of shopping in the Market area then back to the real shops and then a last fair-well meal. It's been jam packed learning all week. However what I've retained after all of it is how to say hello (knee-how) and thank you (shey shey) as well as bits of history about concubines and being buried alive and whatnot The final meal doubled up as a birthday mea...

We've just had the equivalent of wish night. A final meal, drinking and goodbyes. I really don't know what I'm going to do without Lisa :o( On another note I think ive just found the Chinese version of Take Me Out! Good old late night tv I'll fill in the gaps tomorrow when me and s***ting Tim move to our new place X

This tour is jam packed! I'm currently on a coach from the airport to Hangzhou city after a very early morning flight. Wake up call at 5am after getting drunk with the boys wasn't very fun. A round of 6 beers cost £7 though, how could you not?! It was only 30p in the shop next to our hotel which is amazing. We had a massive banquet last night too which only cost us £3 each. This place is crazy cheap :o) Anyhoo so yesterday we went to see the Terracotta war...

Today has been pretty ace. After another massive meal with one of those central spinning serving tables we hired bikes and rode around the lake. It was really pretty. Don't think ive ever enjoyed riding a bike so much! Unfortunately however, it would appear that the Chinese have not experienced much in the ways of breasts and mine were something worth staring at. It's everyday everywhere we go. No matter what I wear. Why do they have to be so short and their e...

Has anyone ever told you about their trip to the Great Wall and how amazing it was? Well has anyone ever told you what flipping hard work it is to even get to the wall? No?! Well they're bloody cheaters or liars coz it is! Spend half an hour on the evil stepping machine at the gym and you'll feel the pain. It was somewhat painful to say the least. They should put you on some kind of training programme first before they let you even near that mountain! Yeah, I...