Has anyone ever told you about their trip to the Great Wall and how amazing it was? Well has anyone ever told you what flipping hard work it is to even get to the wall? No?! Well they're bloody cheaters or liars coz it is! Spend half an hour on the evil stepping machine at the gym and you'll feel the pain. It was somewhat painful to say the least. They should put you on some kind of training programme first before they let you even near that mountain! Yeah, I...

It's now 12.30pm Chinese time (1st April) stupid am uk time and ive only had a few hours kip in the past 24hours. Most of that was on the drive to heathrow! I did dose off during Stephen Fry's Chronicals. It was most confusing waking up to hear him say something about an unfortunate experience in Macadamia and losing his virginity. I guess I'm going to have to read the book to find out as there was no rewind on the stupid plane version. First impression of ch...