We got to Koh Lanta by boat which took about an hour and a half from PhiPhi. Whilst you are on the boat you have reps from different hotels trying to convince you to stay with them. We were speakng with a nice lady who showed us a picture of a bamboo hut on the beach front which cost 400 baht. She spent a good hour talking to us and convincing us to go. It sounded good so we sgreed to it.

Just as we were pulling into the dock another rep approched us dong the same thing with his hotel. It looked better than the other birds and it had hotwater which is rare so we went with him instead.

As we got off the boat the 1st woman was all happy with us until we told her we changed our minds so she began shouting at us in Tha. I interprated t as....."Nicola you are a small little elf wth scanky smelly feet, why have you got a man utd badge on your right arm and telling people that it really is two dolphins. And stuart how can somone so sexy wth no man boobs actually exsist on this planet, can i be your baby mumma" My thai isnt brilliant but i understood her pretty well.

Anyway we got to this hotel which was perfect. Massive room with all the normal stuff which you would expect on a 5* all inclusive holiday. He wanted 2200 baht for 4 nights which is 44 quid. Us as usual argued over every penny and got him down to 2100 - 2 quid off 50p a night result.

The hotel room was quality and the resort was perfect. Right on the beach front with a swimming pool and lots of sexy laddies...brillant.

We got a motorbike for the day which cost 200 baht 4 quid and drove to the other end of the Island. Nic was on the back doing her usual hitting me on the head everytime i went over 60km an hour. After about 30mins of riding at exactly 60km an hour the bike began to make strange noises and started jumping a bit, again Nic said stop pissing about and i got another wack around the head. I ignored it but after 30 seconds or so we just stopped. That was it, in the mddle of knowhere with only wild dogs for company...including Nic.

After about 30mins of looking at the engine, scratching my head and kicking both tyres i remembered i knew absolutely nothing about engines.

A man came to help us but after a min or so just said "it dosnt work" in broken English then drove off again. Yeh cheers for that Nic told me that a long time ago and she was lucky to escape with a broken rib.

Anyway another bloke came along and chucked it in the back of his van and drove us back to the resort where after explaining it to the hotel people they checked the bike and it worked perfectly normal. We got a new one in the end and started again. It was nice with little secluded bays and a waterfall at the end of the island.

Anyway we done loads of other stuff aswell but im bored and so are you if you even read this much.

Now onto a place called trang on the main land