PHUKET!!SEX CENTRAL it should be known!! We had booked a pretty nice place to stay so were excited about it, unfortunatly on the way our bus brokedown so we got there a lot later than planned but it was amazing! We had swimming pool and our room was massive and we had hot water thing so couldhave tea and coffee...whenever we wanted!! for us thats amazing! The pics areon fb of the place it was gorjus. Well we got there and went for a little swim before getting ready for the night ahead. We decided to have a drink and dinner at the hotel and it seemed reasonably priced before we realised they then charge another 17% on top for tax and service...not impressed. We headed out and were told the towns like 15-20minute walkaway. We'd been walking for about 20 minutes and not come across anything and it was all uphill and we were sweating and boiling...We hailed a tuk tuk and found out wed gone the wrong way so had been walking 20 mins...in the wrong direction! Typical us!

Got a tuk tuk to the centre and this guy came up to us straight away and said about a pingpong show... Now you cant go to thailand and not see one so we thought why not!!! It was meanna be 20 quid a drink! we were like no way we decidedon 10 pound a beer but we were only staying for one and we didnt haveto pay to get in...we later met these guys who haggledsomuch they got 3pound a beer...gutted! Oh well it was quite an experience...so we walk in and everyone is watching this stage where these women(who look alot like men). There were children in there aswell like kids, shame on them dads cos this show was horrific! They started out as we expected ping pong balls in their private areas shooting themout.. (OH I BETTER SAY IF YOUR WEAK HEARTED DONT READ ON) They they got these darts out yupp... up they went and they got people to stand in line with baloons between their legs andshot them out to pop the balloons! Then she put baloons up at the top of stage and lay down and shot them everyone was a bit worried and moving away so the dart didnt get them, me and char were stood far enough away... (we thought) the dart goes straight over chars head...luckily not touching her... thought she wasgonna join me in having a dart incident of her own....hers a little bit grosser than mine. for those of youwho dont know i hada dart thrown at me at work not on purpose i was stupid enough to hold the dart board for ben and then move it as he had thrown it. Nice tiny dart scar now was funny but lucky it didnt get my eye!!
After the darts they did things like use horns and blow candles out. We thought that would be about it...oh no they bring out a bowl with water in like a fish bowl, soon there are about 10 fish in it....and you know where they came from!! Then a bird cage....nooo way yeah a bird comes out. Then this other lady comes on stage and is stood there tapping her leg nothing comes out, she tries again and nothing she puts her hands to her face like its asleep...whatever it is and soon after a little mouse comes out... absolutely ridiculous!!even the guys were cringing.

We left after that..thank god (scarred for life) and headedto another bar...tried to find one without halfnaked girls dancing around and found one that was playing bon jovi and stuff, i bought two cocktails(buy one get one free)couldnt refuse. It came in this weird glass, char was like ooohhh i like the glass, i turned it around to show her that it was a naked body glass with boobs she said she didnt realise haha im not so sure!:P We met the guys from earlier in there and they soon got us up dancing while they were on kareoke. Was a good night headed home around 3am. and skyped marie,katie josh and lee so good to see their faces looking forward to resuming our weekend bbqs when we are back!

The following day we headed to the beach, was gorgeous and had some nice swims in the sea. Then back to the hotel to swim in the pool. We decided to leave the nightlife for this night and just went for walks along the beach and to the markets, i got jack some cool lil thai boxing shorts and we sent up a lantern for chars nans birthday.Was really nice. The guy then offered us drugs...ruined the mood so we left. The hotel had a free taxi service to and from the beach so that came in handy and saved us some money. The following day we were off to Phi Phi for some more beaches and sun ...