After a fragmented sleep on the airport floor, both of us weren't feeling particularly chipper, but as promised our transfer came to pick us up at 8am and we gratefully clambered aboard. On arrival at the camper van retail park we were introduced to our camper - it was an utter anticlimax. The thing looked like something you would find on the Antiques Roadshow and absolutely nothing like the glossy, red-striped camper vans advertised on the website, and too make...

After a leisurely lie in and giving Jodie a big squeeze goodbye (it was back to the working grind for her) myself and Chelsea set about packing our things and cleaning the flat. What followed was monotonous work where Chelsea made me sweep and wipe every surface and empty the same bin numerous times, whilst she did her hair and make up. I also bit the bullet and did my own ironing (I was raised in a female dominated household so I know my way around an ironing b...