Hey kids,, we are back with the next exciting installment. New Years Eve was absolutely mental... about 30,000 on the beach, buckets of alcohol, fire throwers, fireworks, a fire skipping rope... basically the potential for disaster. So we rock up on the beach after having covered ourselves in some delightful bodypaint... tragically we had artistic block and our designs looked liked big blobs. So we manage to lose everyone within about 5 minutes of arriving which...

Hey people hope you all had a smashing christmas and have a lovely NY tonight, so where did we leave you... On our way to Samui, once again we managed to get on the retard bus and before we were dropped at our next bus stop we had to take all our drivers friends to work, hospital and police station needless to say by the time we arrived we had missed out bus to the ferry and had a three and a half hour wait. We finally arrived at Samui and it was awesome. Loads...

Howdy to all our fans and devoted readers. Apologies for the delay but you know how it is.. places to go and people to see. We send out our deepest apologies to a MR C Millard who complained about the somewhat creative spelling and inproper English in the last blog.. We will strive to do better innit Bruv Buyakasha!!! So.. our last couple of days in Phuket were awesome. On our last night we went to a major foam party.. Woop Woop. It was really dangerous however...

Wow our first blog...finally!!! Where do we start.................... Well we made it to Bangkok Thursday evening which was an achievement in itself. Others wern't quite so lucky, we saw one girl throw herself out of a taxi in to the middle of Thai's equivalent of the M25 (Clu that wasn't you was it?!!). We checked into our hotel which was only one street behind the Kho San Road and decided to have a look around. First stop was the roof pool, which quite frank...