Had a nice lil lie in n then headed off for cheese n beans on toast!!! Crossin these roads is like playin Russian roulette, I generally try to link closely wiv a thai person n hope they don't think I'm tryin to pick their pockets!!!

Had an oil massage, well nice n the lady looked bout 25 n was actually 33! Skin feelin soft as a baby's bum! Good job I'm a naturist as they even do ur boobs ha ha, £4 for an hour, god i wish u cud get em in england!!!

Dentist didn't take too long, instead of drilling my diamond into my tooth, I paid 1200baht to have a composit put on first so it doesn't damage my tooth, all good!!!

Jus gave a tramp sum money n he snatched it so fast as if I was gonna take it back, weirdo!!! He also had one shoe!!! Apparently he's the only tramp in pattaya, came over from Germany to date a girl n it ended badly!!! Scott saw him slitting his throat at a taxi driver, guy shud jus go home!!!

Been out wiv Scott n his mates tonite, sure the lil one has MH probs ha ha! Scott does well knocking those vodka n lipovitans back, tastes like sweet petrol!

Watching Avatar in bed ready for my journey tomora, nite ppl xx