I mean yes granted, this place certainly takes 'basic' to a whole new level with buy your own loo roll, no bed sheets n manual toilets, however wen ya wake up to turquoise water, golden sand n blue skies, who cares where I am wen I'm dreamin of mums Sunday dinner!!! The BBQ where we are staying is famous worldwide and you have never seen anything like it! Prawns the size of Presley for £2, huge BBQ chicken squwers, fish caught that morning, the lot and all for ...

Had a nice lie in before checking out to make the most of the 2nd bed I dare sleep in without my liner!!! Baht bus to bus station n jus heading back to Bangkok to meet up with Sally and Emma before we catch the over nite train to koh Tao!!! This is extremely exciting stuff as it's about time I saw a 6 pack rather than torsos resembling mount everest!!! Jus deciding wether or not to loose my scuba virginity n do the 4 day PADI course so reading up in my trusty ...

I met William and Martin, a policeman and engineer from holland in the classy bar on the over nite train and they kindly treated mento a smirnoff ice! Jus researching wot takes my fancy in koh Tao, koh samui and koh phi phi!!! Pleased to have found a school to volunteer at in koh Tao however I think I'll give the dog rescue centre in koh samui a miss, although I cud post one home to mum!!! Finally got on the fast boat to koh Tao where I kicked back on the top d...

Had a nice lil lie in n then headed off for cheese n beans on toast!!! Crossin these roads is like playin Russian roulette, I generally try to link closely wiv a thai person n hope they don't think I'm tryin to pick their pockets!!! Had an oil massage, well nice n the lady looked bout 25 n was actually 33! Skin feelin soft as a baby's bum! Good job I'm a naturist as they even do ur boobs ha ha, £4 for an hour, god i wish u cud get em in england!!! Dentist di...

After gettin in at 6, I still managed to get up for 12, i got a moped taxi to go to the bank and post office where I sent my huge, heavy beach bag, thick debenhams tops n elephant photo back home! £10 on the boat n it takes 1 to 3 months ha!!! Whilst en route I happened to see the thai festival, dragon march where they throw water at the crowd!!! Booked myself in to have my diamond put in my tooth tomora at 630, £12, not the £50 like my skank in derby! Been...