The heat today is unreal!!!!!! We decide on a pool day it's 100 Fahrenheit and too hot to walk anywhere! So, Matt's bronzing but Jacq who is normally good with heat, just cannot stick it and spends the day researching Seattle. After 3 hours Matt is no longer brown, he's wooden - it's unreal, he has never been so... gravy like. Jacqs found our next place to stay in Seattle via Airbnb which is great as it's a private room with a free airport pickup. We grab some ...

Today's the day! We fetch our statement - not too bad for a week's debauchery, and grab some brekkie before disembarking to grab an Uber cab to our hostel The Tropics on Collins ave - devastated to discover we can't check in until 3pm it's 10am and we're wrecked. Thankfully there's a pool so Matt sunbathes and Jacq snoozes on a chair indoors. Its so hot, warmer than the cruise! When we get to the room it's two sets of bunk beds, a mixed dorm with 3 boys and Jac...

Got to bed around 8am after brekkie, Jacq gets up at 1pm feeling okish not wanting to miss out on our last day - she heads to the pool where Judy and Sheila are waiting they are in stitches when the find out we got to bed so late - dirty stop outs!!! Matts still snoozing so Jacq chills by the pool until he arrives and then an announcement comes over the intercom for a hairy chest competition - Judy, Jacq and Sheila head over for a gander - it's hilarious! Each g...

Another day at sea, Jacqs back hanging out with the golden girls by the pool treating herself to a bucket of beer and learning about how a pineapple can be made into pineapple vodka - the education she's getting here is unreal! Matt joins and catches some rays we have a lovely day of sunshine and get changed for dinner round 6pm it's elegant night again so we go a little more casual as our wardrobe attire is limited! We meet Debbie Gerard, Kudy and Sheila after...

This is a day at sea all our stops are now done so Jacq gets up early while Matt naps and she hangs out with Judy and Sheila by the pool. Those two are just so much fun they are hilarious both with thick Boston accents - Judy insists Jacq tries Guy Ferreras hamburger which has a stall on the boat - it's lush! He's apparently a famous chef in America (no idea). Matt joins us later and does his usual flirting with the golden girls - they love it (or at least pret...