I woke up with a bad dose of the trots. I think I got a dodgy pineapple. The bugs I ate were cooked in front of me so I know they were fresh but the pineapple might have had some water on it. We all know water is poison. Daz and I went for an early walk but it turned out to be a tour of the dunnies. The beach toilet, Maccas toilet and the incredibly clean Russian hotel toilet. I made Daz come back so I could take some gastrostop. After an hour to let everything ...

The second day we decided to hire motor bikes and go for a lap of the island to do some sight seeing. I had to leave my passport as security and I was a bit suss about that but it all worked out in the end. the island is very hilly so we were riding over some very steep and windey roads. the very steep ones were a but full on when you are going down but OK going up. Daz spent most of the day with one indicator on. Most times I didn't know we were going to turn un...

so we flew all night and got here after a 3hr layover in Singapore. When we arrived Daz knew what to do, cos he has been here many times before so I just tagged along. We got a shuttle bus from the airport to Patong. It makes a stop on the way, to check where everyone is going so they can drop you off, but really it is to try to sell you and overpriced tour. We got dropped off at Banzan market and walked to the hotel from there. While we were at the 7eleven Daz's...