Who could not love me? I have to tell myself that, as I've been in so much trouble today. If I was old enough I suspect I would have lines to write, aka Bart Simpson. My misdemeanors have been so many I'm not sure there would be enough space to list them all, but it is 9pm and I am still awake! The naughty step is safely at home although Daddy has found another place for me. When I see you, on my return, I'll share it with you. Mummy was so 'cheesed off' with me she went and did the washing up.

So where are we? We are in a very wet Wanganui. A storm is forecast tonight with gale force winds and rain. I hope Gaston will be okay. As Mummy writes she's listening to 'club classics' and singing along. Daddy has booked our hotel in Australia which sounds lovely, although I should be asleep and not listening to Mummy and Daddy talking - there goes another cross on the my good/bad chart - lol. Why does the sad face side always have more crosses than the smiley side?

I'll update you tomorrow evening, hopefully I've been a little better by then. Jessica x