Oh my god I am really hung over! Why am I awake you ask - well that would be because instead of waking up with a gorgeous blonde, or even a girl at all - hold your breath (it wasn't a lady boy!) I woke up with Danny's feet in my face! Shocking….So What happened last night? You ask… my god what a night - we met with Alice, the English lads and the Aussie girls and continued drinking copious amounts…The boys were so badly burnt - I am talking brig...

So we have been in Koh Samui for a few days though - Dan is loving it mainly because he gets to sleep, eat and drink - the few essentials that keep an Otto creature alive and in good spirits. Well Lamai is suppose to be the nicest beach on Samui and honestly I could see it, if it wasn't riddled with litter - its everywhere, from Bin bags, to condoms… really not nice. The hostel itself is nice, air conned and family run which is cool. We have however found a...

So it was leaving Phi Phi at 5am that was an issue - however we paid around 700 Baht , just over 10 pounds. This journey was what I hadn't planned for - due to the fact Koh Samui was completely the other side of the country to Phuket and Phi Phi. Who knew hey? But £10 to catch a ferry from Phi Phi to Krabi, a little bus (where we had to crush in) from Krabi port to Krabi town, then a really uncomfortable coach from Krabi town to Surat - minus a couple of sto...

So we are on our last day in Koh Phi Phi, and what a way to go out. We hired a long boat for the day again, and cruised around Phi Phi Don, the Island we were actually staying on. The mission, make it to Bamboo Island, at the far top reach of Koh Phi Phi. I love these longboats, you can chill on the front, ride shotgun with the driver, or as High Tower (Stu) was doing, be very hung-over and lie down underneath the seats. First stop a secluded bay where we spotted...

So we have been in Phi Phi for a couple of days now - and if I said amazing - I would be under exaggerating - its simply gorgeous. Sharing a nice - non Phuket - room with Shannon and Danny. We got in so late we had to wake up the whole resort to get in.. so embarrassing! And we actually have a flushing toilet - so exciting! And people say I am materialistic! We are actually on the Phi Phi Don Island which is sparsely inhabited, but with enough to do to keep ourse...