La isla bonita! Pure heaven, no roads, just taxi boats. Had a really relaxing time. Definitely the most beautiful place so far. The sea is as warm as a bath and full of friendly fish! You can see every grain of sand on the ocean floor even when out on the boat, coral reefs everywhere. The sand is like talcum powder. Can't really describe it, photos don't do it justice, it's like no other place we have seen. Stayed in Phi Phi Hill Resort-you'd think we would've g...

Not much to say, in a word it was sh*te! A haven for dirty old men, which unfortunately, we are not! Didn't end up venturing out much, due to a combination of said men and a nasty dose of blister inducing sunburn. Did find a sanctuary though in the form of Scruffy Murphy's Irish bar which sold the biggest beef and guinness pies known to man (They put The Crown's to shame). Also spent a night at a real cabaret, and realised the last 1 was a mere excuse for lady bo...

After thinking it could get no better we arrived in Koh Phangan, which has 1 main road and yet is the most touristy place so far. We spent our days by the pool and our nights partying with buckets of whiskey and various pool and beach parties. After much shoe loss at said parties, Vicky was driven to insanity and has since discovered a lust for petit theft (the offending items can be viewed in the photos). In our defence the loss of our shoes was not completely...

Koh Samui was gorgeous, our favourite place to date. Spent most of our days on Chaweng Beach, minus Vicky who we diagnosed with dengue fever. Nights were spent on Chaweng strip and enjoying cocktails on the beach, chilling with other travellers (one in particular we are still trying to shake off). One night, for a bit of variety, we went to a lady-boy cabaret show and cursed them all for having such beautiful figures. We managed to drag ourselves away from the...

Didn't quite make it to Cambodia! After a night of putting the world to rights...and several buckets of cocktails, we decided the beach might be a better idea :) Next morning, realising that we had nowhere to stay, terror set in and we trekked the streets of Bangkok....one street anyway. We found the glorious Lamphu Treehouse and lay about for 2 days. Apart from when we went for lunch and were served by what can only be described as a ladyboy and were attac...