When you order a whiskey and coke ...

It might pay to stress ' Not Chivas Regal, thank you'

Sitting by the wonderful water at my hotel in Mostar.

No wonder the waiter supplied an extra glass for the coke.

He looked horrified when I mixed them, so I asked what the whiskey was.

Oh oh ...

May be paying for the rest of the trip on credit card.

On the plus ( perhaps bad side ) ...

You really can't go back after having Chivas Regal.