The Titanic incident.

So picture this,

i am sat on the ferry in the cafe minding my own business when i hear an announcement from the captain. next thing the girl starts closing down and beckons me to leave in a state of panic.

Not being able to translate Korean, i go up to a man i met earlier (who i am convinced is a porn film maker by the way) and attempted to ask him to translate.

we need to go on the top deck was all i could pick up..............

great i think, it is abandon ship time as i see everyone running along the passages.......

so in a bit of a state of worry i follow them out in to the freezing cold dark windy top deckon the ferry somewhere in the middle of the yellow sea, just like the disaster scene from titanic, and i start to hear "scooter" (german techno music) at full blast.

understandably i am a little confused and then as i get to the top deck, everyone is dancing.

ok

and then a load of fireworks start going off (right next to the funnel, so not really health and safety) and the penny drops. It is a party for some reason and we are not heading for an iceberg and going to die.

what a relief.

so early next morning we land safely and ...............

next installment..................3rd degree at chinese immigration and the lonely planet incident.