We've had some complaints from the Mongolian embassy regarding the comments about Mongol hoard boards. So we decided to rephrase the answer into some more delicate nonsense stuff. Since a woodchuck is basically the same animal as the groundhog, should we not instead ask: how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground? Fancy that! This is it... Two very sad and depressed spoons are flying home today, and we're absolutely not comfortable abo...

El Tunco... Hmm... That wasn´t anywhere close to what we expected, so both spoons decided to leave after a couple of days. Even the one who was supposed to become a professional surfer. Surf was actually pretty good, but the beaches was terrible, and there weren´t to much people to hang out with either. This time, we had enough of chicken buses tho, so we got a pretty fast and decent shuttlebus directly to Antigua, Guatemala. The fluffy oldest spoon had been t...

Have you ever spent the 17th of May in the top of a tree? Two spoons has done it! And in the top of a tree, there´s not too many things to do, other than to stalk monkeys, play cards and drink! There´s also another secret activity, but it´s so secret not even this blog can reveal it. When u´ve played cards for 30 consecutive hours however, it actually becomes a bit boring. This is where the monkeys comes in handy. We´ve now learnt the hard way never to chase...

The two spoons finally managed to make a break for it and escape the horrors of San Juan. The place has left us broken, and we're craving some serious detox. Another rehab day or two in Granada therefor seemed like a flawless plan, and so far we're doing great! We did have a lot of fun in San Juan, the original plan was to stay for 2-3 days... But our plans never seem to work out, and we ended up spending 9 or 10 days there. Actually San Juan is a pretty boring ...

The Turtle God wasn't with los tres spoonadores that night in Tortuguero. We didn't see a single hatching giant leatherback or any hatchlings or nests. Not even ninja turtles or famous Italian artists. We did however see a toad, he was cool... Made our day! Who wouldn't wanna pay 20 bucks to see a toad? A big toad! Devastated and eyes filled with despair from the miserable turtlenight we got up early next morning to find some red frogs. Guess what... We found th...