hey guys the night we were being sensible went down very well indeed. we got ourselves sorted and decided to eat in fanciest place in the whole of Pattaya, it was date night for sure! we had a litre of sangria to start with and got some good expensive thai food with views of the coastline and pattaya city sign in the background it was lush! we then headed off down walking street where the lady boys were out all dressed up trying to get the punters in. we were of...

sweeet caroline. today has been a looooong day. Janine Random is violently ill bless she drang 3 bottles of chang and some long island ice tea and did several balloons of laughing gas. plus the roofies that we are convinced are brewed with the chang. she spent alot of last night vomiting bloody everywhere. sitting in plant pot hugging a tree being sick was so lovely for a sick hater. thank god she did this when doctor pete was with us so he practiced his bedside ...

sabaidee caaaaa im in koh samet, a pretty litttle island it took us 3.5 hours on a bus then a 45 min boat to get here from bangkok. Janine and Dr Pete have decided to be my stalkers, although me and janine are leaving Dr Pete here tomorrow so we can hit lady boy capital Pattaya for one night of crazyness. we spent the day in bangkok visiting the grand palace nice but BORINGm we then went for a spot of street, pork noodle soup. i swear i ate pig willy, pig testi...

after last blog i went straight to mcdonalds, or mcthai? it was amzing but whilst there i realised we must have all been drugged last night *disclaimer - drama queen. i definitely dont think drinking 4 litres of red bull was it all all. we realised whilst looking at a lady carrying hare/rabbit in a baby sling with a nappy on that we might be gansta tripping or we might have actually seen the most randomn thai lady in history. either way i had the shakes. when wa...

hey guys in chiang mai now. to recap after the fun party night where i did too many shots, that night there was a bust up with the boys and tong so they ahave basically quit the tour i mean the 3 18 years from daaawn south we were kinda in the middle of nowhere so we was slightly concerned that they were never going to make it to chiang khong to hit the border crossing etc but it turned out when we got wifi on our arrival they had beat us there even though we lef...