Sally

When in 19XX myself and another friend Paul turned up at her door in Grey Street, Palmerston North, little did she know what she was in for.

Sally and her flatmate decided that it would be better to rent the two empty rooms to two people who knew each other rather than two strangers. She has now decided it is far better to set fire to the empty rooms and hide.

With Paul and myself came dozens of hanger-oners and lots of Capping Revue parties.

One big clingon was Miranda who was a star in the Capping Revue that year and ended up dating my replacement flatmate when I left.

You always seem to keep in contact with those that matter and after a stint in Europe I came back to Massey and flatted again with Sally and Goober.

Sally met Debra and they got on famously. Alas with Sally in P-Nth we don't see as much of her as we would like to, so it was a spectacular bonus when she said she would be joining us in our Holland (in joke) adventure.

Sally is the sort of stable, head down, quiet, evil, plodder that you know caused all the insanity and is actually the one who will get us into the most trouble. Did I mention evil?