Sally When in 19XX myself and another friend Paul turned up at her door in Grey Street, Palmerston North, little did she know what she was in for. Sally and her flatmate decided that it would be better to rent the two empty rooms to two people who knew each other rather than two strangers. She has now decided it is far better to set fire to the empty rooms and hide. With Paul and myself came dozens of hanger-oners and lots of Capping Revue parties. One big c...

Tony Says… Debra. When I first saw her in my work's reception I immediately thought "Fwrroargh! What a babe!" and was so overcome with lust it took another day to get the courage to actually talk to her. Interestingly Debra's first thought was "Nice boots." A long distance romance ensued with us flying up and down the country and helping Telecom to record profits with constant phone calls. Four months after our first date we were engaged and nine months af...