we are home!!!!

are boys still away. how do you have any wonga left. it looks like you might be in china from the blinking gps map. get in touch soon.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

i only smoke weed when i need to and i need to get some rest. yes i confess i burned a hole in the mattress yes it was me i plead guilty and at the count of three i pull back the duvet and make my way to the refrigerator one dry potato no lie not even bread, jam when the light above my head went bam. i need to get some rest greasy insomnia please release me so i can dream about making made love on the heath pulling off tights with my teeth. but there's no relief im wide awake in my kitchen, oh i i could only get some sleep. creaky noises make my skin creep, i need to get some sleep sleep sleep sleep... do do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do do. i love Micheal Flatley

I'll look forward to that then! See you both soon lover! xxx

nice of u to b missing us skid! spankings for u me thinks! were flying home tomorrow so the good luke and i can double team u before big jim gets home, while the cats away and all that. sorry if ur reading this big fella but were gunna deny everything so u wont know for sure, so u cant get mad. everyone has aids!

Just a quick note to pass some time at work. Missing you both, cant wait till your home, not long now though, let the partays comence! Hope you arent to sad and lonely with out the other team members, it will mean the reunion is awesome though! Bye for now pumpkinsxxxxxxx

what up homo's, hurry up and get ure smelly asses home. i ve found the PHATEST,ILLEST,SICKEST most b****-ASSSSSIN hostel in all of amsterdam. its called cosmos and comes on a good, no awesome recommendation from bob geldof who i bumbed into a few days ago. he said he goes over to dam land at least twice a year for the mary. its situated just three minutes (and thats my walking speed) from the most hotboxed cafes in the land. this s*** is so strong you actually levitate. ive got pictures of people flying around the shop with pure green smoke coming out of their ears. in home news ive now been upgraded to el mariache in the crack underworld. i can sort you a pure rock for a fiver, bring it. dom has no mates an im making at least fifteen grand a week seeling smack to seven year olds, i rule. O.G

spurs only bought davids to make themselves feel better bout being s***, and he is fully blind now so unlucky, still gunna get relagated this season fool. oh yeah and since wen did ed need to b there for us to play on his pitch, the currys r on u my spanky little poobar.

disapointing munds, off on hols, what a selfish cum guzzler, who do u think u r, sum kinda superstar! pigeon was all bout the donalds ad wernt it, frickin tree smoker! u should let meet sum of ur plebby cardiff mates so i can take the piss out of them for liking u and for being plebs. when u back D child so we can nuclear strike the town red, eh! i is ome in bout a week u might aswell cancel ne flights u bich ass p**** what. lots of big hard man love .care

Alright guys hows tricks? oooh home soon i see...we must meet up. goz has canoodled off to South America so footy partys at his are off the agenda i suppose...nowt much going on here...working in hospital theatres at the mo, funfun.
oh yeah..ur footy update...message for lube...
spurs signed DAVIDS...for free...martin jol u little beauty...who needs arnesen when big mart brings in class like that eh? o yeah and a message of jimmyt in the off chance he didnt know...chelski nabbed seany wp 21mil...oh and jimmy c...vieira's gone too...juve 10mill.looks like spurs are gonna woop some gooner ass next year muahahaha... oh and arne...liverpool suck goats balls. u know it...7mill for peter crouch hehe

enough of footy matters...

peace lads, see yas soon hopefully

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