TEAM SMOKE we are home!!!!

nigel are boys still away. how do you have any wonga left. it looks like you might be in china from the blinking gps map. get in touch soon.

brick 'niall' tamland I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

Brian Fantana People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Lord Of The Dance i only smoke weed when i need to and i need to get some rest. yes i confess i burned a hole in the mattress yes it was me i plead guilty and at the count of three i pull back the duvet and make my way to the refrigerator one dry potato no lie not even bread, jam when the light above my head went bam. i need to get some rest greasy insomnia please release me so i can dream about making made love on the heath pulling off tights with my teeth. but there's no relief im wide awake in my kitchen, oh i i could only get some sleep. creaky noises make my skin creep, i need to get some sleep sleep sleep sleep... do do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do dodo do do do do, do do. do do do do do, do do. do do do do do do. i love Micheal Flatley

Lyds I'll look forward to that then! See you both soon lover! xxx

care nice of u to b missing us skid! spankings for u me thinks! were flying home tomorrow so the good luke and i can double team u before big jim gets home, while the cats away and all that. sorry if ur reading this big fella but were gunna deny everything so u wont know for sure, so u cant get mad. everyone has aids!

Lyds Just a quick note to pass some time at work. Missing you both, cant wait till your home, not long now though, let the partays comence! Hope you arent to sad and lonely with out the other team members, it will mean the reunion is awesome though! Bye for now pumpkinsxxxxxxx

Original O.G what up homo's, hurry up and get ure smelly asses home. i ve found the PHATEST,ILLEST,SICKEST most b****-ASSSSSIN hostel in all of amsterdam. its called cosmos and comes on a good, no awesome recommendation from bob geldof who i bumbed into a few days ago. he said he goes over to dam land at least twice a year for the mary. its situated just three minutes (and thats my walking speed) from the most hotboxed cafes in the land. this s*** is so strong you actually levitate. ive got pictures of people flying around the shop with pure green smoke coming out of their ears. in home news ive now been upgraded to el mariache in the crack underworld. i can sort you a pure rock for a fiver, bring it. dom has no mates an im making at least fifteen grand a week seeling smack to seven year olds, i rule. O.G

jim c u spanky freak spurs only bought davids to make themselves feel better bout being s***, and he is fully blind now so unlucky, still gunna get relagated this season fool. oh yeah and since wen did ed need to b there for us to play on his pitch, the currys r on u my spanky little poobar.

jim c innit disapointing munds, off on hols, what a selfish cum guzzler, who do u think u r, sum kinda superstar! pigeon was all bout the donalds ad wernt it, frickin tree smoker! u should let meet sum of ur plebby cardiff mates so i can take the piss out of them for liking u and for being plebs. when u back D child so we can nuclear strike the town red, eh! i is ome in bout a week u might aswell cancel ne flights u bich ass p**** what. lots of big hard man love .care

Deepsy Alright guys hows tricks? oooh home soon i see...we must meet up. goz has canoodled off to South America so footy partys at his are off the agenda i suppose...nowt much going on here...working in hospital theatres at the mo, funfun. oh yeah..ur footy update...message for lube... spurs signed DAVIDS...for free...martin jol u little beauty...who needs arnesen when big mart brings in class like that eh? o yeah and a message of jimmyt in the off chance he didnt know...chelski nabbed seany wp 21mil...oh and jimmy c...vieira's gone too...juve 10mill.looks like spurs are gonna woop some gooner ass next year muahahaha... oh and arne...liverpool suck goats balls. u know it...7mill for peter crouch hehe enough of footy matters... peace lads, see yas soon hopefully Deepsyxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dom (inglewood) Mundy what what what what what what what what what what what what what, put your middle fingerz up put ur middle fingerz up!!!!!! Man im off on me hols on saturday so im gunna miss u b**** asses return no worries u no ill be there when i return for a fatty party, f***in new skool mundy s***?????? Although you guys may well be having loads of fun nothing can really beat geting a speeding ticket yeup yeup yeup yeup the U to the mutha f***in K is banging retro like a 94 year fanny. There aint no party like an S club party and on top of tht care can u remember when me and you signed miss davies leaving book, funny as a raped afghan, for sum unknown reason we wrote "PIGEON" and i remember it being hilarious but not the reason why? Enlighten me you torn scrote. I love you guys more than you could ever imagine and just because i havent travelled doesnt mean i aint a tricked out mutha f*** with a loped out ho who can show each of you the time of your life, far more than those dicked chicks i heard you were kicking with luke baker (ruth if your reading this i know its hard to take but its true, and i apologise for my language only use it because i think im cool, and a G) Take care booouys, peace from the south west and im out. d d d d d unit

jimy c i see the raynertron told u bout our 12 hour rectal tearage sesh! shame dude i was sure she'd keep that one to herself. so u been studding around niger what, whats wrong with these gullabe beaches. if u get ne of that davis love im gunna break ur neck, she could do much better than a smuck like u! i mean that blood, uve been riding ur luck with the honeys, its bout time u pulled urself a hefty 20 stone mutha with a bad case of pizza face and vaginal lepracy! i got contacts if u want bro. that or u can jus rim the lads. back around the 5th or sumit so u can get ur srawny white ass to the hood for sum lines and hennassy, word! i has got the nytro that will make u trip bro! as u can see im ever the poet i might hav to right a song bout u. cant be assed to write bout my life for the past 6 monthers cos its blatently more interesting than urs has ever been or will, so i jus dish the shindig over a pint of henry's ipa. aiight. keep it real dom, and make sure dom jr always has his dinner jacket on for those posh events he goes to and even those back alley joints cos u dont want a s***ty winker dude. u probably do! u make me sick, love to ur family aids to u, with custard on toast, brogh, brrrroghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! careXxX Oi, gash boy, yeah im selling your ass out!!!!! i came away to find myself and all i found was way too much fun!!!! but thought that criminal law was way to narrow especially when i donjt have a clue what to do with my life!!! dont trravel to think, way to much fun for that!!!!! Accept fiji, plenty of time to tj\hink just couldnt be assed!!!!! sad times but im sure you will cope!!! see you in a couple of weeks with my foot on your neck and my fingers up your japs!!!! much love!!! lubexx

José Mourinho Sup dom you piece of fussy axe wound!!!! jimbo t here! why the break up from the almight raynertron. thats a bit sudden, thought you guys were going to tie the knot! good to see you playing the field aswell as always! mariah carey isn't good enough for you however i did hear that jessica alba was checking your flyself the other day! should go for that as she is a serious hunny! mariah is a fat ugly b**** slap!!!!!! well mundy you piece of aids infested leper must be off, off to the islands of vietnam but hold this one with you t*** face. if she is young enough to crawl she is in the right position. peace xxxx and keep intouch you slag i ahven't heard from you properly all tour! xxxxx