message to all smoke believers. we are trying to find as many heros or legends such as ourselves called jim to put on the website so please email them to us!!!

hello hello hello! good to hear from you all, sev bungying is absolutely amazing isn't it? want to do it again however no green!!! you did pretty much exactly what we have just come back from and i am sure you enjoyed it as much as we did!
paul and chris hope you keeping in real in bangkok, also awesome to hear from you. hope you haven't got into much trouble oh and paul have you heard that stevie G is leaving the reds!!!!!!! what a shame eh? i guess his house will be burnt down scous land!!
Monkey i believe that message should be for all of us as we are all going on lukes birthday and great to hear from you esp being happy so i guess you got the money!?!?
take care all and see you in 6 weeks.

Ping to the pong mother pumpkins.

On Koh San at the momento - just about to catch a minibus to the airport. Spent the weekend in Chang Mai with the gals - rode some 'phants; watched monkeys play basketball; went to the zoo; and went bungee jumping in the jungle (not quite as hardcore as the one you did in NZ - only 50ft..)

Had an awesome couple of nights with you guys - can't remember a lot of it, but the photos helped jog a few memories (shame we didn't get any of you and me in the karaoke bar, Care. Good times.)

Enjoy the rest of your trip, ladies - look forward to seeing you back in the 'shire.

Take care, Mr Tom x

Oiii, Oiii!!! Alright everyone, can't believe how fast things are going. Missing you guys loads, it's just not the same without you all. Just looking at those pics brought a tear to my eye. Had sooooooo soooo much fun when i was there, you all made my Bangkok experience all the more enjoyable. I'll keep looking out for what you boys get up to and when I get home i'll be expecting a few more nights of carnage out in blighty. Ta ta for now. Take it easy. Love you all. How Random!!! I feel quite bewildered!!!!!!!

Chris

alright hombre just to see if you are still interested to go to amsterdam for you b-day. no doubt you still do but also i know that salter and your coz arnold probably want to go as well. the tickets arent that expensive, although im saying that now and no doubt by the time you return they would have shot up. ive found tickets for £35 return and thats inclusivew with all taxes and what not. ive also found this wicked hostel called 'the bulldog' and you can probably check out its website. take care and get laid. one love, monk.

Hey boys, looks like i'm never gonna make it to see you cos i'm working f***ing crazy lots and have no money and basically i'm just a big gay bear....! There was this tramp in swindon the other day and he had a chicken (yes, a chicken) and all these kids were stroking it and stuff and then the tramp BIT ITS HEAD OFF can you bloody believe it, thought you might appreciate the fact that i'm still stuck in skanky scary swindon while you're off travelling the world you lucky monsters! Anyways LOVE YOU xxxxxxx

if wanna be my lover u gotta with my friends making love for ever, friendship never ends! just like to ask readers to take a moment out and pay respects to the master of fasion, comedy and day time tv that is the almighty whitely. carol if ur reading chin up luv theres lots a clever, sexy woman like urself could do. but countdown must be finished because it can never be the same. could see u in porn but its up to u, i hav contacts and u hav the arse so why not u got my E-mail address.

alright boyos,never guess what?but been kicked out of uni!!!wahey!!!so looks like i'll be buming around for a while!how are things anyway?things going well?catch ya later bakes xxx

yo smoke i missed my bus so got one more night, try to find you later on
"gotham is not beyond saving"

Just a quick note to say hello, and I'm so excited about seeing you guys in just three days! Its going to awesome to catch up with all of you, its been too long since new years! -cant wait see you all!!! xxxx
PS: Watched spain tape- nice bum jimmy t!

get some f****** mates you g**-a** h***/ waste of f****** air administrator. this is f****** england, land of the free. recoginise our f****** statutory rights b****. as for you golden oldies, your living in the f****** past, this is how us hip, young b****** live. its offensive not to f****** swear you t***.team smoke f****** rule and so does bangor for that matter be-*****. ilove men. you must realise Mr. Administrator, that i am abiding by your rules and showing full f****** respect, one love n****. old people rule as well, i should know, im f****** 83 and still having fifteen hooker gang-****s. peace out ya'll.

monkey the money was transferred last week so spend it well! ask radbourne for the money he is the one who owes you!