what what what what what what what what what what what what what, put your middle fingerz up put ur middle fingerz up!!!!!! Man im off on me hols on saturday so im gunna miss u b**** asses return no worries u no ill be there when i return for a fatty party, f***in new skool mundy s***?????? Although you guys may well be having loads of fun nothing can really beat geting a speeding ticket yeup yeup yeup yeup the U to the mutha f***in K is banging retro like a 94 year fanny. There aint no party like an S club party and on top of tht care can u remember when me and you signed miss davies leaving book, funny as a raped afghan, for sum unknown reason we wrote "PIGEON" and i remember it being hilarious but not the reason why? Enlighten me you torn scrote.
I love you guys more than you could ever imagine and just because i havent travelled doesnt mean i aint a tricked out mutha f*** with a loped out ho who can show each of you the time of your life, far more than those dicked chicks i heard you were kicking with luke baker (ruth if your reading this i know its hard to take but its true, and i apologise for my language only use it because i think im cool, and a G)
Take care booouys, peace from the south west and im out.
d d d d d unit

i see the raynertron told u bout our 12 hour rectal tearage sesh! shame dude i was sure she'd keep that one to herself. so u been studding around niger what, whats wrong with these gullabe beaches. if u get ne of that davis love im gunna break ur neck, she could do much better than a smuck like u! i mean that blood, uve been riding ur luck with the honeys, its bout time u pulled urself a hefty 20 stone mutha with a bad case of pizza face and vaginal lepracy! i got contacts if u want bro. that or u can jus rim the lads. back around the 5th or sumit so u can get ur srawny white ass to the hood for sum lines and hennassy, word! i has got the nytro that will make u trip bro! as u can see im ever the poet i might hav to right a song bout u. cant be assed to write bout my life for the past 6 monthers cos its blatently more interesting than urs has ever been or will, so i jus dish the shindig over a pint of henry's ipa. aiight. keep it real dom, and make sure dom jr always has his dinner jacket on for those posh events he goes to and even those back alley joints cos u dont want a s***ty winker dude. u probably do! u make me sick, love to ur family aids to u, with custard on toast, brogh, brrrroghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! careXxX

Oi, gash boy, yeah im selling your ass out!!!!! i came away to find myself and all i found was way too much fun!!!! but thought that criminal law was way to narrow especially when i donjt have a clue what to do with my life!!! dont trravel to think, way to much fun for that!!!!! Accept fiji, plenty of time to tj\hink just couldnt be assed!!!!! sad times but im sure you will cope!!! see you in a couple of weeks with my foot on your neck and my fingers up your japs!!!! much love!!! lubexx

Sup dom you piece of fussy axe wound!!!! jimbo t here! why the break up from the almight raynertron. thats a bit sudden, thought you guys were going to tie the knot! good to see you playing the field aswell as always! mariah carey isn't good enough for you however i did hear that jessica alba was checking your flyself the other day! should go for that as she is a serious hunny! mariah is a fat ugly b**** slap!!!!!! well mundy you piece of aids infested leper must be off, off to the islands of vietnam but hold this one with you t*** face. if she is young enough to crawl she is in the right position. peace xxxx and keep intouch you slag i ahven't heard from you properly all tour! xxxxx

luke you big hairy piss flap i hear your going to surrey man, that s***s whack dude, cardiffs the boom lick and im there so it truly doesnt get much better than that honky, p.s your a fanny? boys whats going on man it feelslike ages since i saw you guys, so im gunna give you my life story firstly i think im in love with mariah carey but she just doesnt get off my case, i knew giving her my number was a mistake!!! but in all seriousness she has a fantastic fanny. well my life is hard as f*** have yet to find a job that is willing to pay the 35 quid an hour of which i demand, which i see as rather unreasonable. i split with the raynatron bout 4 months ago, started seeing mike retallics ex for a lil while, f***ing phoebes youngun baker sum crzy s*** but thats all hunky dorey as shes gone away for five weeks, meeting up with ana davie from school tomoz whos pretty fit but the last time i pulled her she pucked about 30mins later, im such a talent. anywayin the poeticwords of alanis morissette "enough about me thats talk about you for a while.......or sumthing, you better send me a personalised message you bunch of studs otherwise i may well have to cut myself. love you dudes looking forward to the return, peace one love and im out, d xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

good evening punks, monks and friends. i certainly miss u too sev, if only are talents were recorded for the rest of the world, never mind eh. lotta lotta fun in bangkok with y crazy people which i wont forget in a hurry. like the proactive amster campaign monkey, sounds like it might be one almighty crew, and one hell of a crack, bring on the carnage! were gunna hav to plan something messy for lube to remind him its a bad idea to hav friends and be 21 all at the same time! oh yeah and the lube and i may well be back around the end of the month so monkey u need to get down south and everyone else has to meet up with us for sum nifty drinking all day in preperation for uni. back in narm now so bye.

Alright rude boy just checked the site and read your posting, sounds PH phat and thats seriously cheap!!!!! will checkout the website as well and we can sort it out when we get home!!!! good work my sweet little flower!!! sounds good to get salter and al over as well!!!! plus i know a few others that migh come!!!!! it'll be serious lads on tour hopefully!!!!! anyway mate take it easy and i'll give you a ring about it when i get home
One love as always Lubexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey boys...
Glad to see your stil having a safe as f*** time in the world that is dominated by team smoke. Im back in Dubai now and wil have to catch up with you when I come back to England in September. Take care and cath ya,
Gwil xzx

yo yo yo homies! we are trvelling to vietnam today so see anyone in hanoi???!?!?!?!? peace

Hey, at work, bored. Its 90 in my office, and I'm in serious danger of falling asleep!!!! Cant believe that about your bus journey! Crazy stuff. Make sure you all come back in one piece! Hope all is good back in 'nam, missing y'all, xxxx ps Post more pics to keep me amused in the office!

Are you two-bit brears still in the LAOS as in Lang Chuem Bang Tommorrow. Safe

jim'll fix it

Hey ho team! First morning back in blighty and I am seriously depressed, I have allready got pad thai cravings. Have to start work on Monday as well, while you lot carry on the fun, humph! Seeing the piccys has picked up my mood though, good times! Some memories that will last a life time...unfortunately! Looks like you had an awesome time in chang mai as we did, shame we didnt catch up, ah well not long till you all bring the party back home!!!Awesome to catch up with you all, if only briefly, cant wait to see you all again soon, keep it real, peace love and jelly babiesxxxxxxx
PS Big shout out to Chris- "its all gone pete tong!!!!" Email on its way once I can remember if its an 'a' or an 'e'- only joshing!!!
PPS Team fan hat-vs-Team smoke this summer- bring it!