'HEEAAYYYY MONA! OOOOOHHHH MONA! Craig McCloughlin - Get In! He's an Aussie and he kept us entertained on our long journeys up the east coast of Oz in our camper along with other not so successful artists from the 1990s. Me and Alex were fed up of the s***e radio - when we could get a signal - that we decided we'd try and find some tapes. So for the last few weeks, as well as our 'best of the 1990s' tape we've been beltin out good old Bon ...

'We are sailing, we are sailing!' Well we were! We've just finished! Before we left Noosa for our sailing trip we went kayaking on the river. I tell thi what, that rowin takes it out of you! Good work-out though I've got arms like popeye after he's had his plate of the good stuff! It wa funny though cos on the morning of us going kayaking, me and Alex weren't talking to each other and as we were paddling down the river we exchanged the odd...

G'day mate! Well we left New South Wales and drove up the Gold Coast towards Brisbane! We stayed at Byron Bay which is just great, a really nice seaside town with cool little restaurants and specialist shops and stuff. Then headed off to Surfers Paradise which is so much more touristy, huge skyscraper holiday appartments all the way along the coast. It was still nice though. We stayed over night in a s***ting carpark by the beach! Not getting any sleep as we&...

Don't know where we're goin! Got no way o' knowin'! Drivin on the road to nowhere! Aye, I've met up with Paddy and we're in our campervan driving up the East Coast of Australia! I flew in to Sydney from Alice Springs in the centre to meet up with Alex and her friends that are out here. I also managed to meet up with a friend I met in Botswana who lives here too. We were also here for 'Australia Day' a day where every Aussie goes m...

Reyt then! So this is my Outback Tour! I GOT STRANDED IN THE OUTBACK!!!!!!!!!WOOHOO!!!!! What an adventure - honestly! They had the worst rainfall for fifty years and some roads became inaccessable which meant we had to drive well over 4000km instead of the scheduled 2800km! When I say I was stranded - there was another 16 people so I wasn't alone! It was so good though, when you're travelling like that on a small bus on those long straight roads, you rea...