You don't belong in Australia. You belong in England. With us.
Have another couple of days and then come back for a pork-pie and a new top hat.
Don't become a Sheila Shelley.........

hobbit, your thoughts should not just be for me and my friends to read, they need to be heard by the world, please set up a 'ninas ideas' or 'trixies life advice' website. we would all benefit. and london. dont let it go to waste on people like stifler and roz...who will only giggle of be confused. (no offence stifler) miss you too, why dont you come live in australia? aye? and my number is: 0061 431 428774 call me now. xxxxxxx

Hello shelley minelli,
sorry hav not contacted you for a while but i tried to call that mobile number and i think the auzzies are so behind they havn't even got voicemail yet, i thought the thing was going to page you or something equally as prehistoric!! i left my mobile number on it as thats what the auzzie sheila said to do, for what its worth??? anyways any news...hmmm....london got a massive elephant in it and a drought, so together the elephant could put its trunk to good use, or it might start a trunk pipe ban!!!! silly london, there's no water and we buy a pretend elephant? maybe to make it really feel like we in da' desert or summit...shouldn't it be a cammel then? idiots. I MISS YOU

hello my gloucester princess. just a quicky to say hello and fill you in on whats happening in the rainy world of londoners. went out to james gig last night with rozzy and leo. that was nice. you were misssed . there is a huge parade/art exhibition going on in london this weekend called the sultans elephant where a hugh mechanical wooden sculpture is paraded around town. it is fookin enormous and quite amazing. i know, i know, its no australia but it was still quite impressive! love your pickies and great new hair baby. will email properly soonio. XX

hello shell sin alll ur lurvly pictures lol ill be on em soon tho ay lol
cnt wait only like 2months 2 go till im out thur wiv ya catchin up on my tan lol
lurv ya loads xxxxxx

HEY HONEY, CHECK YA PRIVATES(i MEAN E MAILS!!) ,YOU HAVE A DRUNKEN MESSAGE FROM US, YOUR MUM AND ALL R AT THE DOGS, HOPE THEY WON!!! LOVE YA MILLIONS HAVE LOADS OF FUN!!! YOUR LIL FRIENDS BACK IN ENG!!!

Hay Shell, just a quickie to say love you and miss you loads, keep having fun!!! the photos are wicked.Lauraxxxxxxxxxx

Word Shelley, I have a brand new super computer, so I can message you faster than BraveStar (speed of a puma). You OK my dear? Peace. Greek X

i always pull the hottest birds

Shellllll...... it's your crazy canadian friend!!!

Looked at your pics, looks like a wicked time and wish we were in Oz again with you.....

In Phi Phi..... guess where we are staying?? Banthi Guest house baby....... and...... Miss Lee says HIIIIII!!
we told her you said hello!! I have been thinking about you a lot lately, went to your favourite bar last night.... Hippies, saw a wicked fire show..... i miss you Shell!!!!

take care
carla
xoxoxoxox

Hi Shelley Looks like your still having a great time. All fun no work, its nice to see you have met up with Jamie
and you are both having the time of your lifes keep the photo' s coming. Take care happy Easter to you and all your mates.
Looking forward to seeing your next photos. love Kev Jill Kiera & Karley