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Tonight promised to be a show stopper of a night. I was heading out (albeit by myself) to the famous Dracula's cabaret show in Melbourne. It was recommended to me by Nichola when she came over to Australia so I thought I would give it a whirl. The fun started in the line outside with the staff making fun of anyone who came near the door. We were taken inside where a drag looking vampire told us what to expect and to go through to the bar. The bar was amazing. Black lights everywhere, everyone in costumes and a guy walking round with a severed head on a plate with Vodka jelly shots in plastic syringes sticking out from it. Bit random but fitted right in! I ordered a cocktail and had a little surprise floating inside, a plastic pair of vampire teeth! Wore those a little later on lol. After a couple of drinks at the bar I went through to have my photo taken, being a billy no mates on this excursion one of the staff came into the shot with me before I got the cheesiest ghost train through to the restaurant. The first thing the guy said to me was, we wondered who you were, your name sounds like a porn name...we're gonna have some fun with you tonight you're sat at the front! I thought great! Bring it on! I need to unleash some British wit! The food was quite nice actually, 3 courses but you only got to choose your main. Desert was a chocolate coffin full of cream and berries which I assume represented blood...during dinner the band played and they even covered some current hits such as Blurred Lines which I thought was a really good cover. The show itself was a bit strange. Don't get me wrong the costumes alone were amazing but it was a little bit too soft porn for some people lol. The lady in the show was actually from Cookham which was surprising that she knew where I was from lol. The jokes were cheesy but I think my favourite would have been the black light puppet show. You are not allowed to take any pictures during the show and I got told off for taking one during dinner...oh well lol. Dinner and the show ended and we were told we were trapped until we paid our drinks bills lol. This involved getting a neon wrist band which indicated that you had paid before you could leave the restaurant area. This makes sense to me. You could go into the bar after dinner but being so tired anyway I sacked it and went home. Next time I think I will come here with someone else in tow!
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