Day examining orifices today.

Firstly we visited a meteor crater in Arizona. Big hole

Then Grand canyon. Feckin big hole.

Both very impressive. Cant write anything that would do the canyon justice. It has to be seen.

Got my chance to add to the awesome roadkill sightings today - a moose stag walked out in front of the car. Thought about running it over, but I don't have anything to cook it with and might have problems bringing his head back through Heathrow, so left it be. Named it lucky. Fekin lucky.

Staying in Williams overnight. Nice little town. Cowboy gunfight in square each night.

Tally for yanks thinking we're ozzies hits 7 today. I think if I start talking like Crocodile Dundee they'll think i'm a brit. Or an idiot. Reverse engineering. Will give it a try. Fair dinkum. Nothing to lose, cobba......

Tomorrow its viva Las Vegas. Yeah baby, yeah.

Steve Irwin signing off. Got a croc to go wrestle.

G'day. x