The Richmond hotels set menu of soggy scrambled egg and half cooked toast is not the start I require. We get our flight from Cebu. Craig talks to a chatty guy on the flight and I use the time to catch up on a weeks sleep (LT). Back in Singapore we check into Robertson Quay hotel. An overpriced curry is our dinner. We find a Scottish bar with locals wearing badly fitted kilts. Ridiculous prices with beers costing around £9. Hell would freeze over before payin...

3/5/15 As much as I have enjoyed myself its time to hit the road. We check out of pacedas, both a little sad but also happy to be on the road again. Chilli's motto of "The liver is evil and must be punished" resonating in my fuzzy head. We go to a bar to watch the boxing. I have hopes that Manni beats the arrogant American but he loses on points. I sit in the Pleasure Principle, a great cafe that provides a large mug of coffee. Today is going to be hard work...

Get up and go for chicken and bacon baguette. The thunder from the last few days breaks to rain. It has become humid. We are in a cycle of eat, snorkel, drink and sleep. After the weekly disco it will be time to go. Not that I am complaining as it has been a holiday within my travels. I will never get tired of snorkelling watching marine life(LT). We go back to hot stuff where the friendly tranny and superb chef greets us. I go for the only locsl dish - chic...

Woken early with the punishing heat. April is a tough month to travel for a peely wally Scotsman. I imagine May will bring the same forecast. Head back to Chilli's for breakfast. A breeze wafts over me and I look across the water. Negros island can be seen in the distance and the gentle hum of boats and music relaxes me. I listen to a great reggae version of Wish You Were Here. Craig goes into town and I awaken to a McDonalds pork ribs burger. Complete filth...

Peter Gabriel warbles Sledgehammer in my head. The rum from last night still there. I wake Craig up as no point in suffering alone. We go snorkeling to clear our heads. I must point out that there are various hangover cures that are tried and tested - irn bru and a bacon roll, 2 raw eggs in a glass, a bloody Mary or slapping a bear and running real fast. My personal favourite (LT) is now snorkeling along a shallow reef. A visual treat for the senses. I floa...