hi alex

it is luisa, last week i did the run offs, whoever came 1/2/3 or 4 go to a school, i came 6th out of 10 but im in for the long jump as i did 2.7m and lucas in for the 800m. Hope you are still having fun and we have nearly finished school and daddy and marco are getting worried about Italy in the world cup. Please write some more journals as we like to read them on sunday. Love Luisa aged 8 (nearly 9)xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Alex!
How's my favourite Wierdo? Sorry I haven't graced your message board sooner, but you must know by now I'm lame at communication! Your 'Most Excellent Adventure' does indeed sound most excellent, although I'm sure it can't compare to the excitement of temping or the crazy antics of downing pints of crystal water in BarMed...! I have absolutley no gossip as my life is very dull, although I did go to Brum to see Karl Kennedy from Neighbours. It was a treat and a half!
Shrews just isn't the same without you, and now Julies also on t'other side of the world it just wont be the same. Looks like The Lauras are going to have to take their show to Oswestry (shudder) so I may have been sold by accident to a 50 year old farmer (repeat shudder) by the time you return.
Anyways, take care, and don't do too much damage to your liver,
Laura.
x x x x

Yo Alex,
Are you looking forward to second installment on our trail to World Cup glory? The players have been renamed as they don't sound intimidating enough to the opposition; they're now to be known as Lampo, Gerrardo, Roono, Croucho (or should that be Groucho?), Robbo (in goal), Coleo, and so on.
Adios

I agree

alrite boys, nice to see the banter has started again! Birdy are you still going on about my email? i didnt know it hurt you so much...must have hit a nerve! I love you really! Weasel face how come you have left the great shores of the Uk for the france and germany! Are you on a world cup mission or something?

Boys attended the full moon and it was awesome! Its a hazy confused mess of some 5.000 + whisky bucket fuled, glowstick happy, trance ravers all dancing the night and morning away on a beach! Its was a hell of a night and we have some awesome banter and stories which shall be unveiled in a confidential email soon! As for the woodsy he seems to have caught 'birdy flu'. Symptoms are an uncontrolable desire/habbit of exaggerating everything (bordering on lying to make a story)! It is true to an extent that i was feeling somewhat unwell after a 12 hour session on a pre full moon warm up party. However, what he has not told you is how is he only managed 2 buckets on the full moon night and was still stumbling around drunk some 15 hours later! But ofcourse that wouldnt get a mention!

Anyway sounds like the summer in ex is going to be another wicked one! You all looking forward to the summer ball? Birdy i havent emailed coz its the first time ive been on the net for ages! Will try and get some photos up on another site (kodak gallery maybe?) as there too big for this site!

Anyways got to go and explore this island wer're on! Going to hire a jeep so should be fun! So spk soon! COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!

P.S. anon et al, 2006 make yourself be known! Whoever it was i thought i was hilarious banter! More quote please!!!!!!!!!!!

having just returned from france, all the french blokes are rude c**** and the beer was awesome. i was exceedingly well behaved and didnt piss anywhere i shouldnt have. as i was in strasbourg i pleaded winkys case to the european court of human rights, however i was told they arent a fan of the pissing and moaning english. saw more prostitutes than i have ever seen in my life before (thats w****s birdy) nearly had a few fallings out with the locals but in the end it was ok. i invaded germany on a bus, had a bit of a problem explaining to some germans what i ment when i said dont talk about the war- never mind. hope alls well abroad, touch is coming up on thursday + sure there will be loads of banter as a result. one last thought boys, dont do anything that i wouldnt - not that it narrows it down!

cheers

the weasle face darce

how come you can post about winky being a lightwieght and not get sent a pissy e mail with a rather aggressive tone? maybe your "friendship" has blossmed while you have been away from these sunny shores? afraid to say anything else in case i get another email about how much of a nasty person i am! when luke was down it was a top weekend, my favourite bit was the women who couldnt handle there cider and black and ended up crying literally over spilt milk, wont say any more since its a "FAMILY AREA"

the travelling bug must be catching cause the weasel face darce is currently in france! maybe he got bored of sitting on "his spotty behind, squezzing his blackheads" (anon, et al. 2006) whoever they are there a *i*.

Who the feck wrote those wierd messages down the page? Anyway I won't lose sleep over it. We went out a few nights ago and we had 3 beers and one bucket of redbull whisky and coke. The next day I was sitting out on the veranda reading whilst listening to the gentle rolling waves combined with Winky's constant spewing in the bathroom. He didn't eat a thing the whole day and couldn't even make it 20 metres down to the sea. Seriously, what was the point of doing 3 years of drinking training at uni only to have all his tolerance wiped out after only 8 months? We had the full moon party last night as well and when I left the bungalow at 5pm today to come here on the net, he was still passed out in bed. It's fun fun fun with that boy. Luke have you heard about the new character, Peter Taylor who's joining "CrystalPalace Enders Street and Away"? He seems like a good addition but anything can happen when he starts working with the evil Mr Jordan. I'll try get some photos sent back on the email's soon. I burnt them all to cd yesterday and think I have about 500. Of them I can probably scrape about 5 together for public viewing. There's a lack of snakebite and black out here, and it's just not as fun chucking plain old beer at the ceiling to catch a girl on the rebound- it just doesn't have the staining capacity. Might give it a go with the thai redbull though. Anyways I'm gonna sign off, I'll have a think about some more gossip that's suitable for posting here that the 'author' won't edit (if he ever makes it out of his sick bed).

Alright guys hows things. Ive been down exeter this weekend watching the football, not a great game but certainly the right result. Cross keys was packed, they have brought back the four pint jugs for the world cup matches, birdy managed five jugs before the bop had even started, it was truely hoofing. When the goal went in, ive havent seen that pints hit the ceiling since woodsy's cider and black during the conga at the bop that time when that girl got covered (proper funnies mate!). I was chatting with side show bob (curly fries) in the night, she was asking all about you boys and says "hi", awesome. Im back down exeter next week for the summer ball so will let you know all about that. As i said last boys, where are all these photos, some of them must be suitable for family viewing surely?! (maybe not, you never know with woodsy). keep us informed xxx

Hello Alex, it's James. I've nearly broken up for the summer. My dad has just come back from Finland, I'm at home, Lucia is in Liverpool at hte moment. Nanny is coming on Monday, we're all watching the World Cup, I've got a feeling that England will win. So what was Pnom Penh city like then?, It's lovely weather here in the U.K. We're off to France for the summer, looking forward to seeing you again.

hey everyone, thought id let you all know woodsy and i are in Ko Pha gnam at the moment and are preparing for the england game tonight! There is a huge screen on the full moon beach and the atmosphere is great with all the different nationalities here!

Come one ENGLAND do us proud boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. By the way i didnt write that quote about travelling! So pipe down bird!

heye crazy f***

its me the dutch guy :P
i've read some stories on this board sounds really great. we are in dalat at the moment and going to hoi an in about 2 days. i read that you spent you're time there in a 3 star hotel...?

can you email me the name of it it sounded very good for only 8 dollars

cheers!