Hey homies! OMG what a dork im sat here in an internet cafe happily faffing around with facebook etc and they have a radio playing. So Shakira - wherever whenever comes and my brain decides to ignore the fact that im not alone and makes me sing the most retarded bit out loud! luckily theres only one other guy in here but i just sneaked a look at him and he's smiling to himself! i hope its a funny email and not the noisy retard two computers down! Anyhoo im goi...

G'day people! (sorry had to do that!) Sorry i havent done one of these sooner but the last few times ive been on the internet this sta site hasnt been working properly. Anyhoo had a great flight over here with two movies and really good food! I ate at the airport before i left then had dinner (chicken in tomato sauce with mash and runner beans with an apple torte thing and a kit kat for dinner!!!) then had breakie on that plane then caught another plane to melb...