Today I had a revelation or two..... I was seriously about to google the book "Why French Woman don't get fat" coz I was needing some help (feeling considerably larger than when I left).....and I think I figured it out. Everything is "petite" here .....croissants are half the size of home, coffee is just a shot (no milk) and a cigarrette must also count as a meal.... They obviously are all genetically blessed and even the not so genetically blessed don't give a...

Another day in saint tropez where the young women are tall and stunning, and the old women think they are tall and stunning but look like silicone enhanced sultanas. When I discover a cure for ageing, this place will be my first point of call. Went to the Tuesday market in the town square which was part Provence fruit / cheeses/ cured meats, part french antiques and genuine 1940's french prints and part chinese touristy crap. But that's why the new rich here are...

Well the next few nights is our 10th wedding anniversary present to each other.... Saint tropez. We drove the old road into town and found the most gorgeous little village in the mountains above saint tropez for lunch, followed by a winding descent into saint tropez where the gfc is for losers. Isaacs day was topped off by 7 lamorghini aventadors passing him in a row....... As they do. Looking forward to a room with soft beds, air conditioning, and a sea view t...