Well that was bloody hard work!

just tryed to get a over night train to goa, no f***ing deals, sold out for days, there is a frsstival on there, soooo tryed to round up another 3 or 4 people so we could get a jeep there, everyone wants to leave sunday, we want out of mumbai asap.

so we ended up booking a bus! yes a bus...... off some dodgy guys in the train station, we may die, we my fry, but either way i think we will get there..... if the bus is real.

imagenry bus will take 11 hours and stops every 4 hours for me to leek from my snake of love, are you guys liking my toilet updates? im sure you are. so far poo is solid lol.

soooo we have to kill some time, maybe drinking beer, i feel thats the best way to kill time, even with a wee only every 4 hours. i fear for soggy seats lol.

its so hot here must about 37! no tan as very poluted.

we are going to south Goa for now, there it is very relaxed, little beach huts with bucket showers, a handfull of bars and buitafull beaches! wicked! then well WHO KNOWS!

i havent done much reall today or yesterday as most if our time has been spankjed in bloody train stations...... they suck. like ken!

anyway, hope your all freezing your t*** or willys off, will write some more intersting stuff soon, would put some of my photos up but indian computers are GAY, even though it is illigal to be gay in india...

so just imagen me, sitting in a AC bar sipping a ice cold beer, with my silly shorts on and my beatcheck t shirt. i need some good tunes to listern to, all they have here is indian tuens, witch respect to them, you know. other than that its 1995 rNb and hip hop, lame,.

peace to you dogs grans brother,

monkeyjason, overlord of all that is a little smelly.