well with a 15 hour bus trip out of the way, i found my self in south Goa. (Saturday)once there we found a lovely smelly scummy hotel and had a look around, stunning white sandy beaches, palm trees and everything! enjoyed a relax by the pool and some food, but the next day we will look for something nicer. so in the next town we found these wicked coco huts, proper little beach huts in Paradise, they come complete with a small puppy, some lizards and well a rat! wicked place to stay but only for a little while! Sunday night i made a fatal error, i ordered tuna! that night harsh cramps kicked in, then the runs, then more cramps, that start of my sickness! we moved to some lovely beach house's right on the sea, after 4 days of s***ti9ng (blood!) i braved the doctors, that was scary, very dirty, full of sick Indians and smelled bad, i was worried hospital might be needed, anyway doc saw me he was very nice, well not so nice after he stuck a needle in my ass , i now have to take 13 pills a day, yes yes i have dysentery! bloody dysentery! can you believe it man. trivial fact dysentery hasn't been int he UK since the 18th century...... i have a past time illness! eat ya hart out Dr Who you massive loser. so im on a strict diet of black tea and toast for 4 days, ooh yes not forgetting the ridicules 13 pills a day! other than that, feeling a lot better after taking all the drugs, arse isn't dripping and i have been pulling off some wicked juggling with my ipod up full, god bless music to make you feel better! off to see some dolphins soon, that's gonna be cool, then off to north Goa for a bit of a party, then fly far south to chill, so other than me trying to kill myself with nasty fish, i haven't been doing much other than s*** and sunbath lol. some more interesting stuff will be happening in the wonder full travels of monkeyjason soon, any more toilet actions, well i'll keep you in the loop.