Ok I have seen it all now...Spanish Elvis (hilarous) and Thai Rolling Stones - brilliant entertainment over dinner in Patpong and then into the wild for our trip to Bangla the street of bars, lady boys, lady lady's with more poles for dancing around as scanterly clad as you have ever seen - it was brilliant I didn't know what tit or arse to look at when, so Ian was in his element! The lady boys were pretty - scary but impressive oh to have legs like that - Ian's...

Today is our trip around Phuket and its been brillant, a bit more cultural than we normally do but our guide was fab! We had an early start (sorry chick another early start) went to sunset view point (has a more impressive Thai name but dipstick here cna't remember it for toffee), that was nice saw an offering to Budha with pineapples, elephants etc sounds cheesy but really cool. Off to Shell musuem which isn't our kind of thing but it was air conditioned so we...

SAWDEEKA...our guide today is Ya ya and we are off to Phang Pga (James Bond Island - the man with the golden gun). First stop is a rubber plantation - the sweat on starts here and we learn loads rubber comes from trees, latex runs out and it smells. Second stop is the monkey temple (sure it has a Tahi name but I can't rememer) it starts off well enough a monkey poo's on my arm from the tree's above...my new husband rewards all the monkeys by buying a shed load of...

Ok, ok so we wok up starving had dinner outside by our pool at 01:00 this morning and were awoken to the most amazing sunrise (I lie I was, Ian was a sleep). Ian highly recommends the Curried Chicken Lumpia Rolls and the champage went down a treat! We ventured into town - the things they can carry on their mopeds its unbelievable whole families, little market stalls and why is it there is always a Tesco and Boots where ever you go? We met our butler today Joy ...

Just arrived in Thailand after our epic adventure which started with Ian checking if the other scousers on the flight were reds or blues....I sat in the middle protecting the everton fans from Ian. The flight was fabulous although when you get to the fourth hour and Ian asks are we landing soon only then realising he is on a 13 hour flight you know you need to bring out the big entertainment artilery! His next question was is it hot in Thailand and his face when ...