Hi everyone

Yep, we're well behind with keeping the site updated already but we hope to remedy that in the next couple of hours/days.

There's at least one more postcard to look at, and Mandy's putting more photos on.

Got waylaid in Koh Chang after we rescued Kimberley and ended up staying nearly twice as long as we were supposed to. More on that on the postcards, suffice to say it involved football, drinking and recovering.

Well, we're all good anyway, back in Bangkok and we've just booked our visas for Laos so we should be leaving here Saturday heading North.

Johnny: Can you please get Mick's email address off my phone and put it on here and also your work number! I ain't gonna ask you again, you crazy fool! And yes, I went on a 2 day bender (woo hoo) after the football and got myself a 3 day hangover!
AND REALLY IMPORTANTLY: THAT 50 A MONTH NEEDS TO GO INTO A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT TO THE ONE YOU'VE GOT. IT NEEDS TO GO INTO THE HALIFAX ONE AND STU HAS THE DETAILS. Cheers bruv.

What's the mood of the media like over there? Is Rooney taking all the flak? Saw some yank show last night and they said Beckham's retired?

Either way what a load of old s***e. At least I got to watch it on a beach though :oP

Has anyone seen Tone and reminded him there's a website here?

Say hi to Hoops for me if he remembers who I am by now.

Hope you're all fantastico, cos we are (apart from our apparent love for the rain, which we appear to be following. Seriously, its pissing down most of the time. Whose idea was it to come in the rainy season?), and hopefully we'll speak to you all soon.

Take care all

Neil
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mr heaton, aka hobbitt feet, if you continue to use this family/friend message board, (for neil and mandy) to take the rise out of myself, Fraser and Tony, you'll wish you hadn't. Just because you're married now and live in Denmead don't think we can't get to you or your precious jack daniels supply! You've been warned.

Hey how are neil and mandy doing anyway? let us know you two!
How many days did neil act like "fred west" after engeerland lost mandy?
and does mandy want to change you in to a pre_op tranny who works at the post office? (we could call you mai ling!) neil?
laters x

Hi Guys

Glad you are enjoying it and haven't run out of money yet, been cavity searched or lost everything you own. Did you see the footy - another shambles - why can people that take penalty's on a regular basis for their clubs not do it for their country - apart from the fact that they don't have the bottle that is. Thought that having played for penalties from early doors we must have been reasonably confident. Never mind at least I will save a few quid now.

Not a huge amount going on this end other than going to court on Friday. You might think that has something to do with a franchise that went wrong, however its to take out an injunction on the funny b****** who has "outed" me. An injunction swiftly followed by suing his arse off. When he is completely penniless he can move in with me and become my houseboy, wearing a specially designed uniform. I happen to have one handy - just one not-so-careful owner - but nothing that a little dry cleaning won't sort out. Pictures will be posted on all major news groups of course.....oh and on www.lookupsport.com as well. (The UK's No1 Sports Search Engine) I'll create a category especially for it.
You have been warned!

Catch you later - off to the dry cleaners now to pick up my court suit...what else?

Fraserx

p.s. Will pay commission when I actually make some money!!

Bon Soir mon petit choufleurs!
What is it with these sort of message board thingys were everyone loses the plot just a little bit?! I've got images of Tone sitting in a corner writing his message with his pants on his head?!? As long as there not Frasers I suppose no harm done?
How you doing groovers? Pics look great, apart from your mates bird. Can you verify that she is indeed a bird? Difficult to tell out there non?
Even from the other side of the planet Johnny still tries to pull a fasty on ya doesn't he? Needless to say we haven't seen your phone although I expect its now in the front window of cash converters.
I know it hasn't been ages yet but nothing to report back here, We'll keep you posted though.
Glad your having a good time kids, Thailand looks wicked. When you due to move on? or more to the point, when do we get to see some more pics?

Love you both more than Johnny looks like Buddah,

Us
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Hello mandy! Architecture looks fantastic, do you think you can get vears a contract for building one of those?!! Ha, ha! Just a thought (by howard!) We hope that you are both enjoying yourselves and enjoy every moment. Keep the pics coming, your making us jealous!! Bye 4 now, H, H, H :-)

hello you two, man what's with all the dodgy stuff from fraser?
mate putting £285.00 in your natwest account tommorow
same next month. that's with your £50.00 a month lend/borrow/never get that back again monthly money.
if you need the full ammount better say in the next couple of days, or it'll get spent on world cup evening's out.
didn't understand what tone was on about either, something about the co-op probably. find out about getting a boat out (or the train) to the orient and i might pay you two a visit. if anyone want's knocked off co-op goods with a third off, give me a shout, and i'll sort it.
stay cool and have a glass off sam-sung on me.
shabba. x

hello you two.
well co-op co-op co-op, co-op co-op co-op co-op
co-op co-op co-op ok?
see you co-op co-op co-op co-op
all the best and co-op co-op co-op co-op
xxx co-op baker co-op

FEEL FREE TO GAYS (GET IT!) AT MY WEBSITE OF HOMO EROTIC DRAWF SKETCHES

HELLO NEIL AND MANDY AND ALL THOSE FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO I KNOW WILL READ THIS SOON.
THE TRUTH BE TOLD (AND I'VE FELT LIKE THIS FOR ALONG TIME) IS THAT I HAVE A CONFESSION.
YOU'VE GUESSED IT I BET FROM MY LOVELY SHIRTS AND HAIRCUT.
OK HERE GOES "I'M GAY!" THERE, I'VE SAID IT. I'M FREE I'M A RAVING HOMO AND I FEEL GREAT. FIND ME A LADY BOY WITH A FIRM BUSSOM AND A C*** THAT'LL BE READY FOR THE SNIP POSTE HASTE.
WELL I HOPE YOU WILL ALL SEE ME IN THE SAME LIGHT, ESPECIALLY YOU TONY ( WHO HAS ALWAYS HAD UNDERLYING ISSUES BUT NEVER ADDRESSED THEM) NOW THAT I'M A FUDGE PACKER.
OK ENOUGH FOR NOW, BUT I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED ABOUT ANY FUTURE BOYFRIENDS ETC
OK TCHAO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Howdy peeps.
There's a Bangkok postcard and a few photos to look at in the photo album.
I know we wrote far too much on it and most of you won't bother reading it, but it's as much for our records as yours.
Hope you enjoy the pictures and we'll put more on tomorrow.
Thanks for all the messages even Johnny 'the random' Hero. Please learn to type with those over large sausage fingers bruv :o)

Thanks for all the messages and we'll get in touch abit more regularly, we promise.

Craig and Ange: It's not too late, just get out here.

Matt: Mandy will email you our itinerary. We're booked to fly out of Singapore on 19th October so we might just cross paths. Let's hope so.

All at Johnsons: Missing you, but definitely not the job. Stay in touch.

Fraser: Any chance of some commision for allowing you to shamelessly plug?

Stu & Kate: Can't believe you used all my credit. We'll phone you on your landline at some point, we promise.

Johnny: Can you post your work number on here and we'll buzz you on it one night when we're really drunk and annoying

Love you all

Neil & Mandy
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sorry about the smelling mistaks all. i'm eperlectic and can't be bothered to use the smell check.

jeremy not jermy. jeremy spake if you're reading this and get offended tough! you piece of sh it!