did you know that chocolate milkshake is far better for you then lucozade! it's got all the food groups ( protein, lipids, carbs etc) and is natural. plus the fact that lucozade used to (and brutally got rid of this national hero, relegating him to selling telephone directories with a cartoon cat!) use "daily thompson" with iron maiden music to bolster thier image.
is the situation now so bad that the best advertising they can get is from fraser and his crackpot website? how the mighty have fallen then!
and every normal person knows that the only good thing for a hangover is milkshake and not lucozade!
plus boy george and quetin (before he died!) crisp are regular slurpers of the amber nectar (lucozade tony! lucozade!) well, enough said!
god i'm bored!!!!

Hi all

Fraser you spamming spammer, sounds like you will need an accountant when I get back. Deals with lucozade? You'll be sponsoring Man U next. Congrats hope its all going well. Can you let mum know that it was the phone running out of batteries, not me cutting her off. Dunno if mum told you or not, but I was going to phone on Sunday afternoon when Craig and Ange were there, but it depends on where we are.

We leave for Laos tomorrow morning and I'm not too sure what the telecommunication situation is over there. But will do my best.

Other than that, Chiang Mai is so beautifully relaxed after the devilment of Bangkok (much as I love it). Although obviously we have done our damnedest to drink the town dry. Went on a 2 day trek through the jungle involving elephant riding, bamboo rafting, staying in a mountain village and obviously trekking, taking in 3 beautiful waterfalls along the way. More of that in a postcard...eventually.

Still haven't got the chance to send Craig his birthday present (and a really late one for Ange). Ange if you don't like it don't give it to charity cos Mandy'll have it.

Spoof you clown, nice to know you're technicalogically proficient. Thats not what they mean when they say 'boot it up'. Boom boom! You've bought a house? Congrats bruv but you're supposed to give us some other details. Like where it is, what it's like etc etc. Have you had that interview yet? Let us know.....

Congrats Nic hun that's the least you deserve. Now don't go spending it all on booze eh. Hope everythings going good, say hi to Dawn and the rest of them for me.

As for the rest of you hope you're all cool. Got to go buy travellers cheques in US dollars, possibly THE most expensive way of carrying money ever.

Love you all loads and even missing one or two of you

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Cockle! sounds like your tearing up the locals, i hope your using your sarcasm to its best!!!!!!!
i belive its rain all day over there bruv, must be cricket season, mate my PC has had to be stamped on to get it to work , i tried to be nice, f***ing thing thought it knew better, machinery, got f*** all on thousands of years of develoution!
still it works now amazing what the heel of your foot can do, c*** ng thing! engagement !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you'll do a angelinea on me next, get married and adopt a 23 year old thai girl! (keep the address of the adoption agencie i may need that for future referance) hope you are both getting completely hammered, keep mandy away from the markets , oh by the way dudes, Laura and i have brought a house,PPPParp that's my arse going, finally reaching pubity at last, love you both and am still waiting for the picture of the genuine lady boys, say hello to kimbers for us
love you both
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Yep - I was right about that tattoo, although wrong about Mandy it has to be said

Fraserxx

Happy birthday Manders - ok a few days late but that's time zones for you!

Glad you are having such a good time and finally trying to give up alcohol. Forget the Red Bull as well by the way - Lucozade Sport is the way forward - when taken with Lucozade Sport carbo bars its all you need to keep you going and keep you fit without working out. As an aside you may want to know that www.lookupsport.com will shortly be launching an exclusive (well nearly) exclusive range of Lucozade Sport products, which are not readily available in the shops.

On a more personal note Craig and Ange are coming up Thursday night and going back Monday during the day - we will obviously be out abusing our bodies (with Free samples of Lucozade Sport products obviously, courtesy of www.lookupsport.com), but it would be good if we can catch up. Unfortunately they have picked the week of the Great Yorkshire Show (for you boys and girls south of Watford its got something to do with cows and sheep and tractors and stuff - quite big in these parts), which means they may not arrive here until Saturday anyway, a bit like the bloke who was supposed to fit my kitchen today. He left Wakefield at 8:30am (for you guys south of Watford thats about 45 minutes south of Harrogate), and after 3 hours he still had 12 miles to go so turned round and went home again, leaving me with a front room containing the contents of the kitchen cupboards and resembling some kind of pikey car boot sale.

Sorry about the language in the last message Mandy - had no idea your nan was able to use tinternet, but at least the threat of a law suit seems to have stopped that libellous B*****D.

Got to dash as fitness training to attend - should be a breeze with Lucozade Sport coursing through my veins (Did I mention that it will soon be available on www.lookupsport.com). Would like to make some sort of funny comments about the photos and postcards but forgot to look at them before writing this message and don't want to lose it all like I did last time by flciking to them now - be warned everybody else! Will save comments about how gay Neils tattoo looks and how old Mandy appears suddenly for the next posting.

Fraserxx

Hey peeps,

It sound like u are having a great time, hope the money situation holds up, We still think you will be home in 3 months haha,

Hope not, got to go home time from work yipppeee

Neil they gave me a £2000 pay rise GET IN

Luv ya miss ya xxxx

Hey peeps

Got a spare 5 minutes cos the other two have gone for a(nother) snoozle. Heavy drinking last night to celebrate the fact that we made it to Chiang Mai.

Booked a 2 day trek for tomorrow (elephant riding, waterfalls, stay over at a village, bamboo rafting and shed loads of walking) so we''re finally starting to do stuff that doesn''t involve getting smashed, Need to get the whole ''I'm on holiday'' buzz out of my system before my kidneys collapse. Damn SamSong!

I deleted the postcard about Mand's birthday cos it was rubbish (the postcard, not the birthday) and I'll try and redo it now/tonight.

Kate: Tell Stu he can rant on here about the football all he wants. And that Rooney email was fantastic! As for you, get ovulating! We very nearly brought a thermometer with us, just so we could give you exact temperatures. But trust me when I say it ranges between really hot and ridiculously hot. We''re up in the mountains now so it''s a bit cooler. Love you hun xxxxx

Johnny, dude why don't you just fly here and do loads with us. If not, we're gonna be in South America in November next year(ish) so you've got plenty of time to save up (you'll need it mate, it'll cost a fortune to get acruise over there and back. Amy and Steve said they might meet us out there too.

Fraser: I'll try and phone you next weekend cos mum said Craig and Ange will be up there.

Dave: You smell. Really bad. Good to hear from you mate, how's the new house? You must be loving it.

Can someone tell Hooper I didn't get his email so he''ll have to try again. Luddite!

And can someone get me Mick's email adress or failing that give him the link to this site.

Not much else to report really.

Erm...do be do...still got 15 minutes to kill before my time runs out.

Ok I''m off to The Sun website for some BB updates and 'real' news stories

Take care all
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Hey mincers!

Hope you're both well...

Mandy: Happy Birthday for last week... sounds like you had a good one (sorry its late... we just got internet installed yesterday)

Neil: That picture of you with the earings is disturbing mate.

Take it easy...

Dave

CAN YOU TELL ME THE DATES YOU'RE GONNA HIT SOUTH AMERICA BECAUSE I NEED A HOLIDAY SOON AND HAVE ACTUALLY (SINCE YOU'VE GONE TRAVELLING!) MANAGED TO SAVE UP SOME WONGA. A NICE CRUISE TO AMERICA/MEXICO IS DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN SOMETIME NEXT YEAR. SO I MIGHT AS WELL MEET YOU BUMS OUT THERE. AND IT'LL GIVE ME A GOOD YEAR TO GET SOME MORE CASH UNDER MY BELT, WHICH CAN BE SPENT ON TEQUILA AND DESPERADOS! JUST NEED TO GET MY PASSPORT AND I'M AWAY!
SERIOUSLY LET ME KNOW ABOUT THE DATES!

TONY'S INTERNET HAS GONE UP THE WALL, AND HOOPS SENT YOU AN E-MAIL FROM CABLE BUT HE HASN'T GOT THE NET, SO CHECK OUT YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS.

LOST YOUR PHONE MATE SORRY! THINK I CHUCKED IT OUT WHEN CLEANING UP! SO NO I CAN'T GIVE YOU MICK'S E_MAIL ADDRESS.
BUT DON'T WORRY WHEN YOU GET BACK, I'LL TAKE YOU SHOPPING, BUY A BRAND NEW MOBILE, AND LET YOU HAVE MY OLD ONE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND? PRETTY GOOD HEY!
SORRY I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY MANDY, BUT NO ONE TOLD ME, SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT! BLAME STUUY, KATE, OR ANYONE WHO SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
COOL ABOUT THE CASH, I'LL DO £100 TO HALIFAX AND £185 TO NATWEST AND THEN WE'RE SQUARE. (THAT'S PUTTING £50 FROM LAST MONTH BACK INTO THE HALIFAX. I'LL GET THE NO. OFF BILBO HEATON) LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S A PROBLEM AND I'LL £50 YOU UP FOR YOUR HOLIDAY MONTHLY STILL. MANDY CAN PAY ME BACK!!! OR AMY (THEM TWO HAVE GOT DOSH, BUT HIDE IT!) I'VE JUST ABOUT MANAGED TO PULL THROUGH THE AGGONY OF ENGERAND'S FAUX PASS FROM LAST WEEK! WILL RING YOU FROM STUUYS ONE NIGHT WHEN HE DOES'T NOTICE! SEE YOU BOTH IN 17 MONTHS. SHABBA! XX LOVE YOU MORE THAN STUUY LOOK'S LIKE JEREMY SPAKE!

I have finally managed to get 5 mins when Stu isn't on the computer.... Neil those porn websites / dvd's are doing nothing for our relationship.
Photos look wicked, can't beleive you guys are there - its like you two, but somewhere different! That blue bed with the orange cuushions... yummy and by the way just how hot is it? i need it in centegrade please!
Mandy you are looking gorg in that dress on your birthday, what a fab meal - do you feel like a princess??
Neil your tattoo looks great - like a tattooed god in that water!!!
Miss you guys sooooooo much, BB and chocolate is just not the same without you Mand, and Neil, Stuey just talks to the wall about footie now...... Hoops, Tone and Johnny are helping him through the trauma that is 'Ingalund'!
Anyway i'll shed a tear if I don't get off this message board and i have far more important things to do like...... BB is on in an hour and a half and I havn't bugged Stu for at least 15 mins - see, life does go on with out you!!

Kimberleena!! We missed you at the festy this year! I hope your dog doesn't see the message that you have found a new dog - browndog is cute though eh!!

Lovin you guys more than a fat kid loves cake
Mwah!
xxxx xxxx