Today was an excellent day for getting free food; Dane made me a bacon and egg sandwich, Emilie (the Swede) invited me over to her hostel to make Pad Thai, my kids pasta I claimed as my free meal from work was turned into a bit of a glorified version (nicer sauce, and with leftover chicken) and then Alana, Josh's fiancée, persuaded him to let me and Alice share a free mud cake. He also gave me a vodka and coke! I had wanted to contribute an Asian style desser...

I went to Rusty's today and brought a banana flower, some watermelon (which I got for 20 cents cheaper than it said because she picked up the $1.20 piece I picked out, out it down, then picked up another piece for $1.40 and handed to me). Some weird man came up to me and said "I like music, the way the fiddle plays the notes. My mother is Captain Cook. 4th generation." And shook my hand. Jake very rudely told me I had hale marks (i.e. cellulite). After work...

I was in a very, very silly mood today, which made the whole day incredibly fun! Me and Bex were laughing non-stop. We went to a bottle shop (so that she could get some beers for Garnett races; where she was supposed to already be, but Barry had to work today so they left this evening) and Coles, and then walked to Botanical Gardens. It was slightly pointless, as once we got there we realised neither of us had Insect repellent on, and around that area is a high...

Despite the fact I had to clean up sick in the girls bathroom (although the culprit was actually a boy), cleaning was actually quite enjoyable today, possible due to the fact that Bex's dream about her going out with James Corden and Barry sleeping under a mattress gave me great material to write the fairy tale that I entertained myself writing in my head: The Princess and the PeaOnce upon a time, in a land far away (Australia), there lived (until June) a beau...

Supposedly one of the customers I served today was Peter Andre's best friend, although I found it odd that he mentioned it, as surely if he truly was, he wouldn't go shouting out about it. It was a bit awkward when he asked me what I thought of Peter, I answered with "yeah, he seems quite funny, like a good dad from what I can see from his TV show. He's more popular than Katie anyway" (i.e. I don't think that much of him). Another "impressive" factor on his beh...