The official outback spectacular, a tribute to 'phar lap', the infamous Australian racehourse! He won the Melbourne cup in 1930 and nothing could touch him! His sire originated from britain and his trainer believed he had the makings of the best! At first he was sluggish and a harsh training regime finally paid off when the strapper tried racing him against a slow horse, letting him get behind and then letting the handbreak off!!!His strapper worshiped the ground...

Boxing day on Miami beach and the rips are 'dunking, scary and fearce'!!! 'DANGER NO SWIMMING', signs up everywhere as the lifeguards keep their eyes open for rebels! Havnt spotted any banana hammocks yet however we saw two roid heads with their ass cracks showing!!! What the hells that all about hey, ya flamin gallar??? Omg the rips soooo strong there's helicopters flyin over every 10 mins!!! That may also be due to the shark net that was ripped open by a great...

Well Christmas day started with a phonecall from glover at 7am in which I instructed him to call me back later! Laura then proceeded to play Mariah Carey full blast at 930 to get my ass outta bed!!! Glover called me back to declare his undying love for me which was nice! I opened my sparkling wine and foot scraper off Haigh before skyping mum to open my presents in front of her! Yet again she was up having a party where Richard (the polish lodger) who enforces hi...

I s*** you not, its christmas eve and santas coming on his ute with the esky in the boot!!! Kevs done the shopping, cooked breakfast with his $80 xmas ham from work and packed the esky bless him!!! He's a true Aussie, sporting his shades to hide the white stripe across his eyes and there is no red face paint required to ensure the rudolf effect!!! The awkward moment when you get asked if you've thrown away the reusable pepper grinder!!! Hhhhmmmmm well I must admi...

After being told about the country singer whos the star performer at lauras xmas party, i could hardly contain myself until he kicked off with 'Kenny rogers' the gambler and I became his number one fan!!! 4 udi's, 6 wines, tequila and 2 southern comforts later and we were all off down town to party how the rough folk do it!!! Nat fallin out the door, baby in hand, boobs and everything on show to the church going passers by, these guys make chaddesden seem like q...