I s*** you not, its christmas eve and santas coming on his ute with the esky in the boot!!! Kevs done the shopping, cooked breakfast with his $80 xmas ham from work and packed the esky bless him!!! He's a true Aussie, sporting his shades to hide the white stripe across his eyes and there is no red face paint required to ensure the rudolf effect!!! The awkward moment when you get asked if you've thrown away the reusable pepper grinder!!! Hhhhmmmmm well I must admi...

After being told about the country singer whos the star performer at lauras xmas party, i could hardly contain myself until he kicked off with 'Kenny rogers' the gambler and I became his number one fan!!! 4 udi's, 6 wines, tequila and 2 southern comforts later and we were all off down town to party how the rough folk do it!!! Nat fallin out the door, baby in hand, boobs and everything on show to the church going passers by, these guys make chaddesden seem like q...

3 wines, 2 beers and no breakfast later and we have acquired the pink wrist bands that provide free drinks, wow!!! Banana hammocks freely roaming the streets and we realise we are really in the official 'surfers paradise'!!! I met ben (a computer guy) at the bar who seemed to be on an all day sesh with all his work mates! We declined the offer to their pool party in favour of an afternoon at the beach to watch the lifeguards at work whilst the sand whipped our f...

I arrived in Brisbane and it was like a scene off a movie, as soon as I got off the bus, our eyes met and we ran towards each other in slow motion!!! We both had so much to tell each other that we were all speaking at the same time! When we got home we drank pink champagne whilst kev cooked an amazing BBQ!!! Catching up was amazing and we were both so pleased to see each other!!! It's amazing to hear a normal voice and have someone there who actually understands...

I now call Brett, 'ray', due to his outstanding abilities to live ferrel on the island! He takes bear grills to the next level by sleeping on the top of his truck in his swag! My rucksack is now used as a pillow, so no mum, I don't need a set of 4 new pillows for my arrival at home! Woke up this morning and the camp site looked like a bomb had hit it seriously! Anything and everything was scattered about on the floor and I can only hope the condoms were used for...