An english, an italian and a german set off on a trip and after a long, lost journey in Guidos (from milan) jeep dodging the kangaroos we finally made it to the tiny hippy village, famously called 'Nimbin'! Just one tiny little street, it's chilled back yet eerie feel makes this place the same same but different to Amsterdam only by the accent and the lack of prostitutes!!! we visited the museum and chilled out in a cafe with the best chocolate milkshake I've e...

Leaving Laura was emotional, after living with her for 5 weeks it's gonna be strange living the hippy life again! Waiting at Brisbane bus station, she did her usual job of looking out for cool people who may be on my bus!!! As we walked out to meet the bus, I was personally greeted by the driver who informed me he was my 'b****' for the day as I was his only passenger as everyone's moving north rather than south which is strange as it's currently the wet season u...

The official outback spectacular, a tribute to 'phar lap', the infamous Australian racehourse! He won the Melbourne cup in 1930 and nothing could touch him! His sire originated from britain and his trainer believed he had the makings of the best! At first he was sluggish and a harsh training regime finally paid off when the strapper tried racing him against a slow horse, letting him get behind and then letting the handbreak off!!!His strapper worshiped the ground...

Boxing day on Miami beach and the rips are 'dunking, scary and fearce'!!! 'DANGER NO SWIMMING', signs up everywhere as the lifeguards keep their eyes open for rebels! Havnt spotted any banana hammocks yet however we saw two roid heads with their ass cracks showing!!! What the hells that all about hey, ya flamin gallar??? Omg the rips soooo strong there's helicopters flyin over every 10 mins!!! That may also be due to the shark net that was ripped open by a great...

Well Christmas day started with a phonecall from glover at 7am in which I instructed him to call me back later! Laura then proceeded to play Mariah Carey full blast at 930 to get my ass outta bed!!! Glover called me back to declare his undying love for me which was nice! I opened my sparkling wine and foot scraper off Haigh before skyping mum to open my presents in front of her! Yet again she was up having a party where Richard (the polish lodger) who enforces hi...