The last time I went to Dubai was about 15 years ago with Tim. I can't say I loved it, I seem to remember Tim being on business there and me going round boring shopping malls. I also remember meeting up with an ex boyfriend who lived out there and was full of the ex pat life. I went out with him, his wife and some of his pals and was subjected to an evening of people who thought they were far better than me. When they asked me at midnight if I wanted to go danc...

As a lot of you know, I decided on Colombia after watching a television programme of a woman abandoned in a jungle as a child and brought up by a group of little monkeys. No one believed her (except me) and she had gone back to try and prove where her monkey pals were. Choose a sticker or emoti where her monkey pals were. This sort of programme is on a par with '16 and pregnant' or '40 children with 20 women' which of course I rarely watch and then only if Unive...