It had not been a good night. As well as the sliding door hokey cokey we were disturbed by lowlives driving round the camp site at 3am with their stereos boom boom booming. We emerged from the camper van at around 7am absolutely knackered and surveyed the sink estate around us. All was quiet for now with the only sound coming from the ducks that were bathing in the big puddle next to us. They were having a wonderful time splashing about in their makeshift pond. W...

There were no ladies in the mens amenities this morning so my shower passed without incident. Jay, however, had to contend with the usual snorting, ******* and make up slapping! After brekky we hit the road down to Wellington, the capital of New Zealand. We just hoped to goodness that it was going to be nothing like Canberra. The road there clung to the side of a valley and was full of the usual twists and turns and the now usual aggressive toss pieces. After a g...