Martinborough, New Zealand
It had rained on and off most of the night. When we awoke it was overcast and there were still some showers about. Normally it's Jay who comes back from the amenities with horror stories but today unusually it was my turn. All was good as I went off for my shower. I met Claudia the cat on the step of the amenities block looking cute. She purred at me and I bid her a good morning. I then entered the mens amenities, the one with men written clearly in big letters n...